VirMach ✡ 2024 ✡ RYZEN ✡ NVMe ✡✡ Hanukkah Sale ✡ Not Another Mystery Box ✡ Christmas & New Years
This year for Hannukah we'll be doing a version of the Mystery Box that should hopefully be less infuriating to some. It's just an appropriately-priced 768MB memory VPS. Anyone who tells you otherwise should not be trusted, because that's what we're selling here.
There will be up to eight total deals, each limited to 50 quantities. Sale will end early if quantity limit is not reached. If that's still too mysterious for you, we also have some Christmas offers.
Less Mysterious Box Deals
Starts on 25th and ends January 2nd or if quantity target isn't reached.
Candle #1-8 (December 25th- January 1st)
1GB RAM
1 Core
25GB SSD
2TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$18.88/2YR
If for some reason your service experiences mitosis, make sure to put in a cancellation request if you do not require more than one service. Otherwise, if your service specifications change, power down and power back on from control panel for new specifications to take effect. Renewal price may change.
Quantity limit of 50 per deal. Orders not completed may be cleared out and amount available restored.
Order Links
Visit the offer page to order.
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Refund Policy: We will not offer any refunds or guarantees for this special offer.
Support: Limited support for this offer. If you have any questions, please post them on this thread.
We apologize for any errors/typos within this offer.
Please do not contact our live chat or sales department with questions in regards to this sale.
Christmas Deals The Christmas sale has ended
Only from December 24th until 25th. These are not part of the mystery specials.
Ryzen Special 384
384MB RAM
1 Core
10GB SSD
500GB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$9.97/2YR
Ryzen Special 512
512MB RAM
1 Core
15GB SSD
1TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$12.88/2YR
Ryzen Special 768
768MB RAM
1 Core
20GB SSD
1.5TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$15.76/2YR
Ryzen Special 1024
1GB RAM
1 Core
25GB SSD
2TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$18.64/2YR
Ryzen Special 1536
1.5GB RAM
1 Core
35GB SSD
3TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$23.52/2YR
Ryzen Special 2048
2GB RAM
1 Core
45GB SSD
4TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$28.40/2YR
Ryzen Special 2560
2.5GB RAM
2 Core
55GB SSD
5TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$33.28/2YR
Ryzen Special 4096
4GB RAM
2 Core
80GB SSD
6TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$47.92/2YR
Ryzen Special 5120
5GB RAM
3 Core
120GB SSD
7TB Bandwidth
1 IPv4
$57.68/2YR
The After Party
We'll move back to the Black Friday thread after this sale is over (and this thread should be closed or set to sink.)
Comments
LETS GOOOOOO FIRST POST
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
I had to edit too many plans and pages so please do let me know if I messed something up.
2nd
Happy holiday
I moved all my websites to Carrd, and cancelled all my idlers.
Save the earth, don't idle.
yooooooooooooooooooooo
Merry Christmas!
Feeling very tired, let's call it a day.
Happy Hanukkah !!
Uh oh...Paging @Wonder_Woman
Yes. Spec numbers should be higher and $ number should be lower.
Note -- additional IPv4 addresses will show as +$1 per month or +$10 per year, but they go as follows for this sale:
Not reserved
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Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
HF, HH, MC, and HNY!
HoHoHo
More bandwidth please on the 5gb vps like 25 or 30 tb
You have made the nation of Nigeria very proud by making this Chanukkah sale! Thank you @VirMach
Check PayPal balance: full.
Check hostname availability: scarce.
Check installation backlog: long.
Conclusion: we shall resist.
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
Virmach Deals
Want to buy Jp ones, but they are much more expensive
Any hopes of getting something like:
1xwhatever CPU - don't need anything special- something x86_64.
4-6GB RAM
250GB SATA/NVME
1xIPv3.14159
..and being able to load from an external QEMU disk image?
"It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington
Which one is correct?
pid=212
Title : Ryzen Special 512 $12.88 PER TWO YEARS
Dedscription : 384MB, 1 Core, 10GB SSD, 500GB BW, 1 IPv4
Happy Decorated Tree Day to all!
🎄
Happy Hanukkah!
Waiting for the free 1200GB NVMe deal in my account!
Merry Christmas!!!
oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You too friend. Hoping that the New Year brings you many new possibilities.
@FrankZ should I wait for a suitable flash sale or just get the Special 768MB?
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buy it yesterday
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
@Virmach, May your holidays be filled with peace, joy, and prosperity that lasts throughout the New Year and beyond!
Both. That's what I am going to do. You can never have too much VirMach.
Bah humbug - what is so special about these deals and the mystery box is not mysterious?
After last years crap box (which I gave back), I certainly won't be purchasing - sorry - woosh.
But happy Hannukkah / Christmas
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Merry Christmas
✡ sending love to all jews ✡
That one's the 512MB. Fixing, thanks for pointing out the typo.
Nothing special. Especially not today, it's exactly what's advertised.
And the 768MB tomorrow. And on Friday, Saturday, Sunday... actually my bet is we won't reach the second day.
Christmas sale ends today (it's 3AM~ PST right now) at about 5PM (PST.) So in about 12 hours.
Hannukah sale begins after that. Remember, for the Hannukah mystery menorah candle sale, there will be eight plans. One per day, until they stop selling (as I don't really know the demand after non-stop flash sales.) All plans will be 768MB RAM, 1 Core, 20GB SSD, 1.5TB Bandwidth, and 1 IPv4 for $18.88 per 2 years. Quantity of 50 per day.
At face value, if all you want is a 768MB special with no chicanery, then today's a better deal at $15.76
Otherwise wait until tomorrow and for $3.12 extra, you can potentially ruin your day.
I'll wait for new year deal
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Taking votes on what you guys want the first candle mystery to be... each number maps to one of them. I'm letting you guys pick the first day. Here's the list of potential mysteries, which I'll reveal the password to after the sale ends for transparency. This way I won't get blamed if we end up only having one day and you guys think I conspired to give you the worst mystery.
Disclaimer: this post does not necessarily confirm or deny that the 768MB plan tomorrow is anything but a 768MB plan.
VOTE HERE - https://fast-poll.com/poll/2f11e626
someone please tag that guy who paid $20 last year for a box he cant use
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Was it the plan with 1 GB bandwidth? Or was that 2022 ?
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i recall it was a 128 or 256mb mystery box
he still has that regret on his signature
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
On a scale of FrankZ to Enigma Code, how difficult is the password to guess correctly?
Well perhaps me - I lucked out.
AutomaticCostly-VM 1 core, 384 MB RAM, 10 GB NVMe, 1 IPv4, 128 GB Transfer
Live in the UK and server is Phoenix, which is totally useless for me.
But once bitten....
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I figured you guys would try to do that.
This year you get what you paid for no matter what so you guys shouldn't be worried about a lump of coal. Just don't expect anything more than what you're buying and you'll have a happy day.
no i know you posted but its not you, that guy still has it on his sig. was it tullipyun
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
So only slightly more difficult than some previous puzzles?
I must say, the wording does seem much better and rather fool proof this time.
And the concept of saying THIS is what you get (minimum), but hinting you might be lucky (and get better), even though it probably comes down to the same concept in practical terms as last year, this will probably remove or lessen the psychological feeling of being a "loser" if you got the unlucky number gamble.
One question though, will we be able to pick the location this time?
Since I think the random locations also being part of it last time, increased the odds of disappointment vs elation.
Yes, you'll be able to pick the location. And the service provisions after payment (to the advertised specs.)
Bingo !
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