Crunchbits' Ultra Mega Giveaways And Goods: Servers, CPUs, Motherboards, RAM, Disks, Etc

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  • JeDaYoshiJeDaYoshi

    @crunchbits said:
    Nah I'll just stop you there so you don't get an aneurysm. Way..wayyyy overthinking it. Also look at a map of the US: WA and ID share a border. 30 minutes driving between the datacenters :)

    I'm sure I'm not the only one overthinking it :P
    Makes sense with the distance though :)

  • aquaaqua
    edited January 2023

    @crunchbits said:

    @aqua said:
    Yeeting meaning like throw it away?

    unbelievably choice KVM servers :)

    Could it possibly be 3x 1U 5950x Servers (like the ones in your bio) Since I offer a unbelieveable choice and I offer Ryzen servers?

  • JeDaYoshiJeDaYoshi
    edited January 2023

    Another thing that's crossed my mind is that a bunch of that working hardware given away would not count as "e-waste" since it can be perfectly sold as services, but again, that probably still falls into "overthinking."

    Hmm... Time for some water.

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Provider

    @JeDaYoshi said:
    Another thing that's crossed my mind is that a bunch of that working hardware given away would not count as "e-waste" since it can be perfectly sold as services, but again, that probably still falls into "overthinking."

    Hmm... Time for some water.

    That was answered in the OP. I would rather smash it with a hammer and post videos on LES than deal with an eBay scam on my account over $20

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Provider

    @aqua said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @aqua said:
    Yeeting meaning like throw it away?

    unbelievably choice KVM servers :)

    Could it possibly be 3x 1U 5950x Servers (like the ones in your bio) Since I offer a unbelieveable choice and I offer Ryzen servers?

    Yes, it could possibly be. For a very low monthly price they could be yours. I know a guy.

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  • aquaaqua

    I will not and cannot test every piece of hardware here. They worked when pulled, but some of these items have been sitting for 2+ years. No guarantees--accept that risk BEFORE you send us a shipping label. There are no guarantees, refunds, replacements, warranties or anything of that nature. We will test the servers for POST/BIOS before packing due to the hassle and cost of shipping full chassis.

    Hmmm

  • ZigiZigi
    edited January 2023

    There isn't a hard-and-fast rule, if you think you qualify then make a claim.

    I think I qualify... I'm hard and fast.

  • pedjoeangdigitalpedjoeangdigital

    @Zigi said:

    There isn't a hard-and-fast rule, if you think you qualify then make a claim.

    I think I'm hard and fast.

    which part is hard zigi ? LOL hahahaha

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  • ZigiZigi

    @pedjoeangdigital said:

    @Zigi said:

    There isn't a hard-and-fast rule, if you think you qualify then make a claim.

    I think I'm hard and fast.

    which part is hard zigi ? LOL hahahaha

    woah woah woah

  • CloudieCloudie Provider

    @pedjoeangdigital said: which part is hard zigi ? LOL hahahaha

    His big... black...hole communities. :)

  • aquaaqua

    Extremely slowly

  • CloudieCloudie Provider

    @aqua said:
    Extremely slowly

    Slow.. Soft and full of sleep deprivation.

  • aquaaqua

    @Cloudie said:

    @aqua said:
    Extremely slowly

    Slow.. Soft and full of sleep deprivation.

    Exactly

  • ZigiZigi
    edited January 2023

    asda

  • abtdwabtdw

    "Crunchbits' Ultra Mega Giveaways And Goods: Servers, CPUs, Motherboards, RAM, Disks, Etc" in the title of the OP, the dilemma that might have occurred as to where the single quote should be placed for the first word. Crunchbits's Ultra Mega? or just Crunchbit Ultra Mega? finally, decided to go with Crunchbits' Ultra Mega?

  • ZigiZigi
    edited January 2023

    The title is an acrostic for cumgag

    Crunchbits'
    Ultra
    Mega
    Giveaways
    And
    Goods

  • JeDaYoshiJeDaYoshi

    @Zigi said:
    The title is an acrostic for cumgags

    Crunchbits'
    Ultra
    Mega
    Giveaways
    And
    Goods
    Servers

    My lord.

  • pedjoeangdigitalpedjoeangdigital

    cumgangs ? =)

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Provider

    @Zigi said:
    The title is an acrostic for cumgag

    Crunchbits'
    Ultra
    Mega
    Giveaways
    And
    Goods

    Brought to you by Cloudie Networks.

    Pick your prize.

    synteqhpc.com - 2.5Gbps Custom VPS | EPYC Turin Performance VDS | 10G Instant Dedicated Servers | FrankZ still lives on in SPO03

  • ZigiZigi
    edited January 2023

    @crunchbits said:

    @Zigi said:
    The title is an acrostic for cumgag

    Crunchbits'
    Ultra
    Mega
    Giveaways
    And
    Goods

    Brought to you by Cloudie Networks.

    Pick your prize.

    I'll take the 3x 1U servers

    I lost it laughing once I saw it

  • pedjoeangdigitalpedjoeangdigital

    @Zigi said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @Zigi said:
    The title is an acrostic for cumgag

    Crunchbits'
    Ultra
    Mega
    Giveaways
    And
    Goods

    Brought to you by Cloudie Networks.

    Pick your prize.

    I'll take the 3x 1U servers

    I lost it laughing once I saw it

    :p

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  • JeDaYoshiJeDaYoshi
    edited January 2023

    I was wondering why was the post edited, not noticing the title changed.

    Yeah, we all overlooked this. Good job @Zigi lmao

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Provider

    @Zigi said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @Zigi said:
    The title is an acrostic for cumgag

    Crunchbits'
    Ultra
    Mega
    Giveaways
    And
    Goods

    Brought to you by Cloudie Networks.

    Pick your prize.

    I'll take the 3x 1U servers

    I lost it laughing once I saw it

    CONFIRMED

    I guess nobody reads titles 😂

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  • pedjoeangdigitalpedjoeangdigital

    I guess nobody reads titles 😂

    Maybe read but not thinking about the acrostic :p hahaha

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  • abtdwabtdw

    @pedjoeangdigital said: Maybe read but not thinking about the acrostic hahaha

    Just above his answer I typed the title four times esp., the first 3 words three times, but failed to notice it. lmao.

  • ZigiZigi

    @abtdw said:

    @pedjoeangdigital said: Maybe read but not thinking about the acrostic hahaha

    Just above his answer I typed the title four times esp., the first 3 words three times, but failed to notice it. lmao.

    I sat reading the post for nearly an hour due to @Cloudie. I suddenly read the title was like jesus christ

  • AbdullahAbdullah ProviderOG

    neat

    https://webhorizon.net

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    eh, seen that, but I was pretty sure we are more mature here, especially after the tits post got a faceplam photo in response.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • DecicusDecicus OG

    @Jab said:
    ... I was pretty sure we are more mature here...

    lol no

    Website: thomassen.sh

  • _MS__MS_ OG

    I want 2 quantitty but crunchbits offers only 1.

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    We will provide all packing materials and package it appropriately.

    In this sentence, it refers to "packing materials".
    You would not receive the claimed items.
    You only receive packing materials that are packaged appropriately.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • ehabehab

    @yoursunny said:

    We will provide all packing materials and package it appropriately.

    In this sentence, it refers to "packing materials".
    You would not receive the claimed items.
    You only receive packing materials that are packaged appropriately.

    sorry i had to add this

  • _MS__MS_ OG

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

  • toumi111toumi111
    • Your account should have more activity (not spammy) than mine to be considered. There isn't a hard-and-fast rule, if you think you qualify then make a claim.

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  • TrKTrK

    Hmm whats going on here?

    Active lurker nothing more nothing less, want to discuss something? i am all ears!

  • CamoYoshiCamoYoshi

    Since it's been 24+ hours, I'd like to claim some more RAM - Could I get a pair of the 4GB Crucial DDR4? Going to put it in the server. I'll keep claiming those until they're all gone unless other people really want low density DIMMs ;)

    Cheap dedis are my drug, and I'm too far gone to turn back.

  • JeDaYoshiJeDaYoshi

    I was wondering whether to claim something else or not given the thread turned into memes. But might as well, since, y'know.

    I'd also like to add 10x Xeon E5-2620 V3, thank you :)

  • TanXSTanXS
    edited January 2023

    I’d like a pack of chicken hearts from Dr. Harvey’s —for myself, since I’m Chinese, I love hearts. <3

  • HalfEatenPieHalfEatenPie

    I demand a jar of air from the office.

  • lavernuqtlruellavernuqtlruel

    @crunchbits said:

    @andrewnyr said:
    Alright I have one more idea and then I'm done for the night because Cloudie is torturing me so hard. (Help, I'm trapped here)

    I would like to claim one of the servers in the background with any specs because its late, im desperate, and cloudie is taunting me in a voice chat.

    Not it.

    Since it's slowly leaking out, let me give a hint to everyone else so it isn't just the handsome chads in R48 discord hunting:

    EASTER EGG HUNT

    There is something somewhere in the 1st post that I found to be silly, maybe slightly ridiculous and it makes me laugh. You're probably overthinking it. But it is there.

    If you find it, and you are the first (or work with friends and you decide to split prizes somehow) here is what you can claim 1 of:

    • RTX 3090 (probably used)
    • NIB 65" 4K TV
    • 3x 1U servers of better quality than what was listed here and more .. stuff inside them ;)

    Good luck B)

    title change from general stuff servers to goods servers

  • drunekndogdrunekndog

    @JeDaYoshi said:
    I was wondering whether to claim something else or not given the thread turned into memes. But might as well, since, y'know.

    I'd also like to add 10x Xeon E5-2620 V3, thank you :)

    Could I convince you to grab 8 instead? Looking to snag two when my 24 hours are up :smile:

  • localhostlocalhost OG

    I can and probably will change rules at any given time, for any given reason.

    @crunchbits
    Lolz

    True dictatorship... for the Easter hunt

  • JeDaYoshiJeDaYoshi
    edited January 2023

    @drunekndog said:

    @JeDaYoshi said:
    I was wondering whether to claim something else or not given the thread turned into memes. But might as well, since, y'know.

    I'd also like to add 10x Xeon E5-2620 V3, thank you :)

    Could I convince you to grab 8 instead? Looking to snag two when my 24 hours are up :smile:

    I don't mind that :)

    So let's change that to 8x Xeon E5-2620 V3 instead!

  • MicronodeMicronode

    If its not been claimed yet I'd be interested in the Asrock x399 Taichi / Threadripper 1900X QTY

    Happy to make a charitable donation for a charity of your choice in return for the board, we'd use it to offer some nice NAT KVMs.

  • JeDaYoshiJeDaYoshi
    edited January 2023

    @natvps_uk said:
    If its not been claimed yet I'd be interested in the Asrock x399 Taichi / Threadripper 1900X QTY

    Happy to make a charitable donation for a charity of your choice in return for the board, we'd use it to offer some nice NAT KVMs.

    Both of these are already gone though :(

  • MicronodeMicronode

    @JeDaYoshi said:

    @natvps_uk said:
    If its not been claimed yet I'd be interested in the Asrock x399 Taichi / Threadripper 1900X QTY

    Happy to make a charitable donation for a charity of your choice in return for the board, we'd use it to offer some nice NAT KVMs.

    Both of these are already gone though :(

    Damn, I thought they would be! I’ll watch the thread for anything else interesting showing up. We’re all for recycling hardware to save on e-waste - this is a great idea!

  • TanXSTanXS
    edited January 2023

    @natvps_uk said:

    @JeDaYoshi said:

    @natvps_uk said:
    If its not been claimed yet I'd be interested in the Asrock x399 Taichi / Threadripper 1900X QTY

    Happy to make a charitable donation for a charity of your choice in return for the board, we'd use it to offer some nice NAT KVMs.

    Both of these are already gone though :(

    Damn, I thought they would be! I’ll watch the thread for anything else interesting showing up. We’re all for recycling hardware to save on e-waste - this is a great idea!

    Well. Actually, maybe I could let @crunchbits transfer it to you, hasn't been ship to me yet. But you know, I'm kinda hesitated, because it's really good stuff, especially the motherboard... but if you can offer some good cheap nat vps or something else to the community, I don't really mind to transfer to you. There will be something better to be shown up later I assume :)

  • MicronodeMicronode

    @TanXS said:

    @natvps_uk said:

    @JeDaYoshi said:

    @natvps_uk said:
    If its not been claimed yet I'd be interested in the Asrock x399 Taichi / Threadripper 1900X QTY

    Happy to make a charitable donation for a charity of your choice in return for the board, we'd use it to offer some nice NAT KVMs.

    Both of these are already gone though :(

    Damn, I thought they would be! I’ll watch the thread for anything else interesting showing up. We’re all for recycling hardware to save on e-waste - this is a great idea!

    Well. Actually, maybe I could let @crunchbits transfer it to you, hasn't been ship to me yet. But you know, I'm kinda hesitated, because it's really good stuff, especially the motherboard... but if you can offer some good cheap nat vps or something else to the community, I don't really mind to transfer to you. There will be something better to be shown up later I assume :)

    Honestly I don’t want to take a prize away from someone! It’s good kit and I’m sure you’ll find a use for it.

    If something else of interest comes up I’ll see if I can claim it 🙂

  • TanXSTanXS
    edited January 2023

    @natvps_uk said:

    @TanXS said:

    @natvps_uk said:

    @JeDaYoshi said:

    @natvps_uk said:
    If its not been claimed yet I'd be interested in the Asrock x399 Taichi / Threadripper 1900X QTY

    Happy to make a charitable donation for a charity of your choice in return for the board, we'd use it to offer some nice NAT KVMs.

    Both of these are already gone though :(

    Damn, I thought they would be! I’ll watch the thread for anything else interesting showing up. We’re all for recycling hardware to save on e-waste - this is a great idea!

    Well. Actually, maybe I could let @crunchbits transfer it to you, hasn't been ship to me yet. But you know, I'm kinda hesitated, because it's really good stuff, especially the motherboard... but if you can offer some good cheap nat vps or something else to the community, I don't really mind to transfer to you. There will be something better to be shown up later I assume :)

    Honestly I don’t want to take a prize away from someone! It’s good kit and I’m sure you’ll find a use for it.

    If something else of interest comes up I’ll see if I can claim it 🙂

    Best of luck then ;)

  • user123user123
    edited January 2023

    @crunchbits said:

    @Zigi said:
    The title is an acrostic for cumgag

    Crunchbits'
    Ultra
    Mega
    Giveaways
    And
    Goods

    Brought to you by Cloudie Networks.

    Pick your prize.

    Huh, and here I thought it was the #buttsharpie you were teasing us with

    Also, the title can be CUMGAGS.

    Edit: removed duplicate word

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