Crunchbits' Ultra Mega Giveaways And Goods: Servers, CPUs, Motherboards, RAM, Disks, Etc

crunchbits

@Jab said:
I have a feeling most of you are missing the first post rule, but hey, go analyze those pics in 2nd (or later) post :P

To be more specific, the OP.

@andrewnyr said:
I was having my throat swapped for an STI test.

The man innocently told me, as my mouth was obediently open wide, "You're very good at this."

The self control not to say, "Lots of practice from my uncle!"

Wonder_Woman

Is it the "no guarantees" twice in a row?

"No guarantees--accept that risk BEFORE you send us a shipping label. There are no guarantees, refunds, replacements, warranties or anything of that nature."

crunchbits

@aqua said:
Why the pink tissue paper under everything?

Surely you have seen anti-static bags before?

Zigi

hard-and-fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PeterP

Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

Zigi

@PeterP said:
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

eww cloudie

ehab

why i feel everyone is getting sex something and i am not?????

crunchy ---- give me your com puter.

aqua

@Zigi said:

@PeterP said:
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

eww cloudie

Yeah, he has terrible connectivity

Wonder_Woman

I'm starting to grasp at straws here, but perhaps the "clearly readable" part? Since all the replies will be clearly "readable", just not obvious if it's mixed with other things.

"Reply with the ITEM and QUANTITY requested clearly readable (other conversation/jokes/etc also encouraged, just keep it separated so it is easy to see)"

My only other guess is the frowny face at the end of this line:
"Things I will flat out ignore (and likely never accept a claim from you):"

_MS_

@crunchbits said:
GIVEAWAY STASH #1:
* AMD Ryzen 3 3200G QTY: 1

If this has not been claimed yet, then...

Claim:
Item: AMD Ryzen 3 3200G
Quantity: 1

Thanks

Cloudie

@Zigi said: eww cloudie

crunchbits

@ehab said:
why i feel everyone is getting sex something and i am not?????

crunchy ---- give me your com puter.

Are you a good content writer? I'm sure we could come to some sort of... arrangement.

ehab

@crunchbits Thank you --- I might ping you next month...

have a good day sir.

PeterP

@Zigi said:

@PeterP said:
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

eww cloudie

I am disappointed in your disapproval... Go sit in the corner smh

Zigi

@PeterP said:

@Zigi said:

@PeterP said:
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

eww cloudie

I am disappointed in your disapproval... Go sit in the corner smh

Hell no

crunchbits

@ehab said:
@crunchbits Thank you --- I might ping you next month...

have a good day sir.

Absolutely--at your convenience.

Zigi

Daddy @crunchbits @Cloudie is being mean to us. Save us!

Wonder_Woman

Maybe it's the part about this thread being updated with "new stuff" since none of it is "new"

"This thread will be constantly updated with new stuff, so check the newest posts for updated parts availability lists"

pedjoeangdigital

The easter egg reminds me trivia quiz in IRC circa early 2000 ))

Wonder_Woman

Is it because you've had stuff pulled and sitting for 2+ years, but Crunchbits has only been around for <2 years?

"They worked when pulled, but some of these items have been sitting for 2+ years"

Maybe just the fact that you pulled out working hardware? lol

Cloudie

@Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

Crunchbits is a sub

Zigi

@Cloudie said:

@Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

Crunchbits is a sub

Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

crunchbits

@Zigi said:

@Cloudie said:

@Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

Crunchbits is a sub

Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

My age + the ages of the 2 dogs guarding my mom's shed datacenter. Lots of experience.

Zigi

@crunchbits said:

@Zigi said:

@Cloudie said:

@Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

Crunchbits is a sub

Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

My age + the ages of the 2 dogs guarding my mom's shed datacenter. Lots of experience.

So your a top then? Not a sub @Cloudie is disappointed

aqua

If you find it, and you are the first (or work with friends and you decide to split prizes somehow) here is what you can claim 1 of:

Claim: 3x 1U servers of better quality than what was listed here and more .. stuff inside them

Wonder_Woman

Is it the wording of this line?

"We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents?

Zigi

tits

crunchbits

@Wonder_Woman said:
Is it the wording of this line?

"We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents?

@Zigi said:
tits

Zigi

@crunchbits said:

@Wonder_Woman said:
Is it the wording of this line?

"We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents?

@Zigi said:
tits

meow

Wonder_Woman

Well, I tried my best! I've got to get to sleep now, and I'm tired of reading over the OP. Good luck everyone else!

Zigi

Cloudie Networks is the most uncool metered located in middle of nowhere in some ocean.

Crunchbits is the.coolest unmetered megahost located on American dirt.

Jab

Plot twist: Crunchbits just drunk

EDIT: I've Google'd current time in Spokane - he/she not drunk, just stuck in DC and overworked, 5 energy drinks, 10 coffees and everything is funny for him/her.

crunchbits

@Zigi said:
Cloudie Networks is the most uncool metered located in middle of nowhere in some ocean.

Crunchbits is the.coolest unmetered megahost located on American dirt.

How unbelievably close you are, but at the same time likely so extremely far away from the final answer

@Jab said:
Plot twist: Crunchbits just drunk

EDIT: I've Google'd current time in Spokane - he/she not drunk, just stuck in DC and overworked, 5 energy drinks, 10 coffees and everything is funny for him/her.

Close, but no caffeine this late and soon to be asleep. I was just enjoying the hunters' progress (or lack of)

aqua

Cloudie Networks is e-waste?

crunchbits

@aqua said:
Cloudie Networks is e-waste?

Cloudie Networks is generally always yeeting loads of rusty disks

JeDaYoshi

It's almost 5 AM and I see easter egg hunting.

Ah, nice.

Zigi

@crunchbits said:

@aqua said:
Cloudie Networks is e-waste?

Cloudie Networks is generally always yeeting loads of rusty disks

Well he does buy them on eBay

PeterP

@crunchbits said:

@aqua said:
Cloudie Networks is e-waste?

Cloudie Networks is generally always yeeting loads of rusty disks

Like what happened with that box of SSDs?

Zigi

Cloudie Networks is generally always yeeting loads of rusty dicks?

corbpie

Is it asking for accounts to have more activity than yours?

abtdw

@crunchbits said: but if you were first you will have first dibs (sans some disqualifying reason).

Opting to use 'sans' a french word instead of 'without' just to make it look good.

aqua

Yeeting meaning like throw it away?

PeterP

@abtdw said:

@crunchbits said: but if you were first you will have first dibs (sans some disqualifying reason).

Opting to use 'sans' a french word instead of 'without' just to make it look good.

Comic sans, obviously /s

crunchbits

@aqua said:
Yeeting meaning like throw it away?

I like the change to EasyVM.net, congrats amigo. EasyVM.net sells unbelievably choice KVM servers

Wonder_Woman

Is it having all that equipment in Spokane, but not offering service from there? Or maybe that you call it e-waste, but also decent gear?

JeDaYoshi

@corbpie said:
Is it asking for accounts to have more activity than yours?

Already said that it wasn't that.

The only interesting thing that I find is that the hardware is located on WA considering Crunchbits has a location on ID instead, but I'm not sure how that'd be "silly, maybe slightly ridiculous"; or at least anything that hasn't been mentioned yet.

Or maybe we're really overthinking it.

aqua

@crunchbits said:

@aqua said:
Yeeting meaning like throw it away?

I like the change to EasyVM.net, congrats amigo. EasyVM.net sells unbelievably choice KVM servers

Would be better with the 3x 1U servers

JeDaYoshi

Or actually, maybe is it the fact that you ask for the claimed item publicly, and after the confirmation, you ask for a PM saying the claimed item again, plus the confirmation; instead of just PMing yourself or asking users to just PM instead of having to clarify what they want twice?

crunchbits

@aqua said:

@crunchbits said:

@aqua said:
Yeeting meaning like throw it away?

I like the change to EasyVM.net, congrats amigo. EasyVM.net sells unbelievably choice KVM servers

Would be better with the 3x 1U servers

You already racked 200 nodes, no need for my old junk

@JeDaYoshi said:
Or actually, maybe is it the fact that you ask for the claimed item publicly, and after the confirmation, you ask for a PM saying the claimed item again, plus the confirmation; instead of just PMing yourself or asking users to just PM instead of having to clarify what they want twice?

Nah I'll just stop you there so you don't get an aneurysm. Way..wayyyy overthinking it. Also look at a map of the US: WA and ID share a border. 30 minutes driving between the datacenters

Wonder_Woman

"Extremely slow" at cleaning up that everything has been sitting for 2+ years?