🔥 LowEndSpirit BLACK FRIDAY 2025 MEGATHREAD: THE CHAOS CONTINUES 🔥
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Welcome back, you absolute deal-goblins.
Black Friday has returned, and with it comes:
- Deals hotter than a datacenter without AC
- Memes flying at 10Gbps
- Your annual reminder that “I totally don’t need another VPS” is a lie you tell yourself
Providers: Dump your absolute madness here.
Buyers: Prepare to lose control of your budget.
Everyone: Enjoy.
Like always, price limits are suspended until December 1st, so bring whatever forbidden deals you've been hiding.
And presiding over the mayhem this year is our returning MC, @AuroraZero, who claims he’s “even less supervised than last year.” He also wanted me to inform you all that pants are optional for this party.
Disclaimer:
This thread may contain:
👉 excessive sarcasm
👉 unpredictable gif storms
👉 dangerously good offers
👉 questionable decision-makingMay cause increased server hoarding behavior.
- Not recommended for adults who dislike humor or excitement.
- No Karens were harmed in the making of this thread… yet.
Rules:
- No nudity
- No flaming providers or their offers
- Meme responsibly
- If you buy more than 10 servers, hydrate
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“Oh — didn’t see you there. But since you’re here… welcome to the LES BF MEGA THREAD!!!
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Chaos is the name of our favorite raccoon.
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We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr
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Happy Black Friday, everyone!
Okay guys where are you?
@host_c @MikeA @LaunchVPS and everyone else you all sleeping off the Turkey or what?
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Honored to have featured as the first offer!!
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Can I shit post here?
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Well... I will help with that.
I totally don’t need another VPS
Is this a real question?
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1TB SSD is a lot. Great deal @SmokyHosts
You know what will bring real chaos? @VirMach sign in
Where is @FrankZ?
Where are the crazy dedi deals?
Jeebus who woke up the Peruvian monkies?
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Dead place. Does not matter. I love LES. Such a great people.
I need some alcohol.
An I hope @host_c makes a great deal for LES. Otherwise I will have to transfer my 5TB VPS to any of our dear LESbians
You sharing? The Yeti has not had any this entire year. Yeah I know being sober sucks!!!
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Only if we share some with @Not_Oles
WHERE ARE THE DEALS FROM BRNCHOST???
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Nice deal from @gleert
Huh, stuff definitely starting off weird here as usual I guess
I think it was broken from the beginning. I was here drinking with the yeti (he does not have a beard)
Anally deals are live!
Edit: what?
@bingobangobongo ?? you literally sent me this three days ago what is the deal? You messing with me man?
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I knew it!
Hey you keep your freaky Anally deals away from me and my beard!!!
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I blame @imok and his Peruvian monkies!!
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where are the anally deals
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
BTW
Servers from @servarica_hani are hot!
Great performance for such a low price. With a lot of space.
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Check for the KVM fat slices too. I got one. And I thinking to buy 2 slims to create a cluster.
Ask @imok but maybe @ehab knows as well
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VIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH
I think tomorrow Friday I'm going to have a bad time trying to concentrate at work.
Yep in Peru it's not Friday yet... Or is it?
It is not in the U.S.A. either I am just here giving out deals and poking at people for fun and @Mason decided to pay me this year in Ginger skin picks. So yeah.......
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We want Yeti Node control panel source code!!!
I bet some do lol ... unfortuntely it is not for sale. Right now I working through lxc crap to get the backend redeployed.
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A couple of good deals, and the banter between the two Apes.
Nice start !
Happy BFCM and GLWS !
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Hey who you calling an Ape? bet @WSS takes offense at that remark or resembles it one of the two!!!!
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No dedis with 2x2TB NVMe yet.
there was I bought 6 of them
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We heard ginger skins are very valuable in Mars. We hope he pays you with the prem stuff anally.
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Midnight is coming
I hope it is NOT anally I have bee in the room when he farts and it scares even the Yeti!!!
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But anally is the prem of the prem stuff!
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Are only price limits relaxed or even bannning colocrossing based offers also relaxed? We really can have a treat of they are allowed for this megathread!
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Banned should stay banned... but I'm not a mod.
Who writes on behalf of @LES-BOT btw? And why?
1 hour for Black Friday... where I won't spend money because I'm poor.
Retail black Friday starts earlier than midnight though.
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