Updated, report any errors you find and I'll have them corrected. It's possible one or two will be wrong in some way since I updated so many of them and added more plans.
Credit card and PayPal disabled for the sale, if you want to use it you still can but after depositing store credit. I got a few too many $0.25 to $1 chargebacks and disputes recently and low end of the prices are a little too low for like 49 cents plus 4.5% fee.
@VirMach said:
First 100,000 comments that comments anything shall receive a FREE "Thanks." No obligation to comment again, no gimmicks, no catch. Simply FREE Winners will NOT be DM'd. Comment cannot be edited.
@VirMach said:
Also no more free thanks, there is a $5 thanks fee. I'll hand out all the free thanks up until this point.
@VirMach said:
First 100,000 comments that comments anything shall receive a FREE "Thanks." No obligation to comment again, no gimmicks, no catch. Simply FREE Winners will NOT be DM'd. Comment cannot be edited.
@VirMach said:
Also no more free thanks, there is a $5 thanks fee. I'll hand out all the free thanks up until this point.
Yo another empty promise
Yo @VirMach can we get 2 years or 3 years discount for storage offers?
e.g. Hosthatch 1TB $75 per 3 years
@VirMach said:
First 100,000 comments that comments anything shall receive a FREE "Thanks." No obligation to comment again, no gimmicks, no catch. Simply FREE Winners will NOT be DM'd. Comment cannot be edited.
@VirMach said:
Also no more free thanks, there is a $5 thanks fee. I'll hand out all the free thanks up until this point.
Yo another empty promise
Yo @VirMach can we get 2 years or 3 years discount for storage offers?
e.g. Hosthatch 1TB $75 per 3 years
i want to virmach flash sale ,participate very happy to me ，include you said masochist club ,i can it bear ,even enjoy ,this is a process. @VirMach
How many chargebacks for Ryzen 2048 having 4GB of RAM (not 2GB like it should) and 1 core rather than 2 cores!?
Oh wait, there are no chargebacks - no credit card, no paypal.
How many tickets?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Basic logic says probably not, since we do RAID10 KVM. Double it and you already have $48/YR 1TB RAID10.
@Jab said:
How many chargebacks for Ryzen 2048 having 4GB of RAM (not 2GB like it should) and 1 core rather than 2 cores!?
Oh wait, there are no chargebacks - no credit card, no paypal.
How many tickets?
No one's even buying anything. $5.88/YR VPS is priced too high.
In fact if anyone bought it before we updated, I'll honor the original specifications if they make a ticket.
@tarasis said:
Storage is nice, will Ams be restocked?
Don't remember old prices for the Ryzen.
(I did snooze, forget about the offer and lose out on the old price lol)
Amsterdam storage has been sitting under a couch in one of the offices for basically almost a year. We rented a second office for all the builds, rent is expiring soon so we're moving it all back which means I can no longer procrastinate and have to ship it out this week.
It was having issues and I don't remember where we're at with it exactly but I did buy 2-3 extra processors and 2-3 extra motherboards for it at some time and we have excess HDDs, like probably 20 extra 14-18TB drives so it should basically be 100% success rate. I'll try to keep you updated, but we've learned our lesson and aren't going to be taking any pre-orders for it.
It's the lack of rDNS.
.. and we're waiting to see how much surplus you have, after the next MJJ cull.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
hello，are you planning to merge vps configurations in the same region of the US? For example, 1c1g15gssd and 2c2g 20ssdwill be combined into 3c3g35g ssd, and the fees will be superimposed. Appropriate service charges are available and I'm sure this will be very popular
@KuYeHQ said:
hello，are you planning to merge vps configurations in the same region of the US? For example, 1c1g15gssd and 2c2g 20ssdwill be combined into 3c3g35g ssd, and the fees will be superimposed. Appropriate service charges are available and I'm sure this will be very popular
Only using the laws of conservation of momentum. Two plans combined to double the specifications will 4x the price, or something like that, I don't remember introduction to physics very well.
@KuYeHQ said:
hello，are you planning to merge vps configurations in the same region of the US? For example, 1c1g15gssd and 2c2g 20ssdwill be combined into 3c3g35g ssd, and the fees will be superimposed. Appropriate service charges are available and I'm sure this will be very popular
Only using the laws of conservation of momentum. Two plans combined to double the specifications will 4x the price, or something like that, I don't remember introduction to physics very well.
While we permit you to average around 80 TPS/IOPS, our AUP does not permit constant usage or larger bursts. You must understand that your VPS is a virtual instance running on a physical server with limited amounts of I/O shared across multiple users, which is why we have this policy in place. Your service was found to be using an average of 8xx transactions per second for multiple hours. If the high usage continues your service may be powered off again or suspended.
Please reduce your usage. If you have a Windows VPS then you may follow this guide , please also make sure no intensive processes are running in the background, such as a Windows Update which may sometimes break . The disk is utilized when reading or writing files, which includes excessive web browsing or processing large amount of files. If your servers require using a lot of I/O then you can purchase the High I/O add-on, if available for your plan, this will give you 2x the allowed IOPs of your current plan without upgrading. If you don't think even that upgrade will be enough then you should consider upgrading to a Dedicated Server. We can possibly provide you with a discount if you'd like to switch, please let us know. We can also help you with the migration of your files and data if you choose to go with a dedicated server. Another option available to you is upgrading to a higher plan, for example our SSD4G plan has a very lenient allowance for I/O, much higher than the plans below it.
Feel free to contact us if you need assistance in lowering your usage or if you have any questions. We may also have discounts/coupons available if you'd like to upgrade to avoid further issues.
From MJJLoc, yo VirmAch could ya kindly state yor disk/network IO restriction for special and flash sale?
While we permit you to average around 80 TPS/IOPS, our AUP does not permit constant usage or larger bursts. You must understand that your VPS is a virtual instance running on a physical server with limited amounts of I/O shared across multiple users, which is why we have this policy in place. Your service was found to be using an average of 8xx transactions per second for multiple hours. If the high usage continues your service may be powered off again or suspended.
Please reduce your usage. If you have a Windows VPS then you may follow this guide , please also make sure no intensive processes are running in the background, such as a Windows Update which may sometimes break . The disk is utilized when reading or writing files, which includes excessive web browsing or processing large amount of files. If your servers require using a lot of I/O then you can purchase the High I/O add-on, if available for your plan, this will give you 2x the allowed IOPs of your current plan without upgrading. If you don't think even that upgrade will be enough then you should consider upgrading to a Dedicated Server. We can possibly provide you with a discount if you'd like to switch, please let us know. We can also help you with the migration of your files and data if you choose to go with a dedicated server. Another option available to you is upgrading to a higher plan, for example our SSD4G plan has a very lenient allowance for I/O, much higher than the plans below it.
Feel free to contact us if you need assistance in lowering your usage or if you have any questions. We may also have discounts/coupons available if you'd like to upgrade to avoid further issues.
From MJJLoc, yo VirmAch could ya kindly state yor disk/network IO restriction for special and flash sale?
@Flying_Chinaman said:
From MJJLoc, yo VirmAch could ya kindly state yor disk/network IO restriction for special and flash sale?
Easiest answer is if you have 1% or the node's dedicated disk amount, you get 1% of all I/O operations over like a day. That's not what it is, but the easiest rule of thumb to communicate. So 20GB on 2TB drive = 1%
2TB NVMe drive Gen3/Gen4, look up what it's capable of for the type of operations you do.
So if it can do like 500,000 IOPS for your operation type/size, then that's 5,000 IOPS in the example of having 1% share of the disk, there are 86,400 seconds in a day so 432,000,000 operations a day for that example of that specific type of operation. Anything more, we may decide to be lenient to some level where possible automatically.
Most cases if you get that message you're doing a lot more.
And of course over a shorter period of time, let's say 10 minutes out of 24 hours, there are 144x 10 minute chunks in 24 hours so let's say you do 10x more than that, it's fine as long as it's not more than 14x 10 minute chunks that do 10x more since any more and you'd average out more for the day. However, if you do 2 x 10 minute consecutive chunks where you're doing like 50x more that could still be problematic since at that point you're most likely also breaking the load and CPU fair use policies. Basically if any of that is confusing just refer to my first sentence and do your own math/conceptualization of it.
@VirMach said:
Easiest answer is if you have 1% or the node's dedicated disk amount, you get 1% of all I/O operations over like a day. That's not what it is, but the easiest rule of thumb to communicate. So 20GB on 2TB drive = 1%
2TB NVMe drive Gen3/Gen4, look up what it's capable of for the type of operations you do.
So if it can do like 500,000 IOPS for your operation type/size, then that's 5,000 IOPS in the example of having 1% share of the disk, there are 86,400 seconds in a day so 432,000,000 operations a day for that example of that specific type of operation. Anything more, we may decide to be lenient to some level where possible automatically.
Most cases if you get that message you're doing a lot more.
And of course over a shorter period of time, let's say 10 minutes out of 24 hours, there are 144x 10 minute chunks in 24 hours so let's say you do 10x more than that, it's fine as long as it's not more than 14x 10 minute chunks that do 10x more since any more and you'd average out more for the day. However, if you do 2 x 10 minute consecutive chunks where you're doing like 50x more that could still be problematic since at that point you're most likely also breaking the load and CPU fair use policies. Basically if any of that is confusing just refer to my first sentence and do your own math/conceptualization of it.
That was a really definitive answer, I'm saving this one for future reference.
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Limit one. New customers/signups only.
He,he... this is going to end well
We probably have enough space to absorb an entire other company right now, I just put a limit as I don't want random bulk orders or huge random bursts. If people have more they need to move over they can use the buttons to contact us and we'll most likely generate the closest variant that meets or exceeds the request.
All I'll say is if anyone wants to abuse it just make sure to be smart about it. I'm not condoning doing multiple accounts to get the 50% off advertised rates, but to avoid a headache for yourself make sure we can't tell.
Outside of that anyone can obviously purchase it without the coupon at 2x price. Still won't be a terrible deal since we're doing baseline non-Ryzen costs and providing Ryzen. I'm pretty sure it'll still beat the competitor's Ryzen pricing without the coupon.
@VirMach said:
Still won't be a terrible deal since we're doing baseline non-Ryzen costs and providing Ryzen. I'm pretty sure it'll still beat the competitor's Ryzen pricing without the coupon.
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AMD
Intel
amateur
Ryzen
Core
professional
EPYC
Xeon Scalable
junk
Opteron
E3,E5,Atom
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@VirMach said:
Still won't be a terrible deal since we're doing baseline non-Ryzen costs and providing Ryzen. I'm pretty sure it'll still beat the competitor's Ryzen pricing without the coupon.
level
AMD
Intel
amateur
Ryzen
Core
professional
EPYC
Xeon Scalable
junk
Opteron
E3,E5,Atom
Don't worry we're going all Epyc after these, I've lost too many braincells and marbles with these ASRock amateur boards. Never again. And it'll be cheaper, plus maybe we'll even do something interesting like another control panel that supports IPv6 + IPv4 NAT out the box, just for you.
Okay maybe I'm promising too much, what I can say for certain is all purchases in the near future will be Epyc.
@VirMach said:
Okay maybe I'm promising too much, what I can say for certain is all purchases in the near future will be Epyc.
Button: switch to professional hosting.
Cost: $3 one time for flash sale, free for full price plans.
Effects:
Service is recreated on EPYC processor, with user data copied over.
Incoming port 80 and 443 are unblocked forever.
Outgoing port 25 remains blocked on IPv4, but can be unblocked on IPv6 for $10/year fee.
Routed IPv6 /56 is assigned.
rDNS is enabled for IPv6, which supports both single record and nameserver delegation.
Button: let me sleep at night.
Effect: hard limit CPU and IO to fair use limits, no more suspension due to exceeding limits.
Cost: free.
Limitation: can only be used on plans with 3 or more cores; after applying, every 3 shared cores become 1 unrestricted core.
Button: make the world a better place.
Effect: delete dedicated IPv4 and receive NAT IPv4 with 20 ports, usable for TCP, UDP, and SCTP.
Saving: $3/year for flash sale, $1/month for full price plans.
Limitation: cannot be used in Tokyo; cannot be used on accounts with CN billing address.
Button: make the world a worse place.
Effect: undo the above button.
Cost: $3 one time.
Note: if used successively, this is effectively IP changing button, and the fee is same as automated IP changing.
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happy 🐰🐱 year!
Updated, report any errors you find and I'll have them corrected. It's possible one or two will be wrong in some way since I updated so many of them and added more plans.
Credit card and PayPal disabled for the sale, if you want to use it you still can but after depositing store credit. I got a few too many $0.25 to $1 chargebacks and disputes recently and low end of the prices are a little too low for like 49 cents plus 4.5% fee.
Also no more free thanks, there is a $5 thanks fee. I'll hand out all the free thanks up until this point.
Old fart new tricks, aye?
Glad to see storage is back.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
Yo Tokyo sold out since day 1
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I DEMAND FREE THANKS
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
I DEMAND FREE CHICKEN
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I DEMAND FREE HOOKERS, BLACKJACK, AND BEER!
The Yeti has left the building.
@VirMach is full of (f)lies!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
i need flash sale now. @VirMach
i need cheap vps year payment .
Yo almighty Shakespeare, ya're a fan of VirmArch?
Care to join Masochist club?
Yo another empty promise
Yo @VirMach can we get 2 years or 3 years discount for storage offers?
e.g. Hosthatch 1TB $75 per 3 years
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i want to virmach flash sale ,participate very happy to me ，include you said masochist club ,i can it bear ,even enjoy ,this is a process. @VirMach
i need cheap vps year payment .
So ya're another Masochist, welcome board the club
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Storage is nice, will Ams be restocked?
Don't remember old prices for the Ryzen.
(I did snooze, forget about the offer and lose out on the old price lol)
No Credit Card, No Paypal
There is my conspiracy theory: the old hag VirmAch gonna turn us into trees
Ontario Dildo Inspector
How many chargebacks for Ryzen 2048 having 4GB of RAM (not 2GB like it should) and 1 core rather than 2 cores!?
Oh wait, there are no chargebacks - no credit card, no paypal.
How many tickets?
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
u might want to try a tingling Tunak Tunak Tun instead.
Daily "kicking myself" post for missing out on Tokyo storage...
Basic logic says probably not, since we do RAID10 KVM. Double it and you already have $48/YR 1TB RAID10.
No one's even buying anything. $5.88/YR VPS is priced too high.
In fact if anyone bought it before we updated, I'll honor the original specifications if they make a ticket.
Amsterdam storage has been sitting under a couch in one of the offices for basically almost a year. We rented a second office for all the builds, rent is expiring soon so we're moving it all back which means I can no longer procrastinate and have to ship it out this week.
It was having issues and I don't remember where we're at with it exactly but I did buy 2-3 extra processors and 2-3 extra motherboards for it at some time and we have excess HDDs, like probably 20 extra 14-18TB drives so it should basically be 100% success rate. I'll try to keep you updated, but we've learned our lesson and aren't going to be taking any pre-orders for it.
No one has any money left. Start a crowdfunding campaign.
It's the lack of rDNS.
.. and we're waiting to see how much surplus you have, after the next MJJ cull.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
It's the lack of BGP session.
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I like flash sale on your bot, this crazy,RackNerd always copy you,but,no beyond
i need cheap vps year payment .
hello，are you planning to merge vps configurations in the same region of the US? For example, 1c1g15gssd and 2c2g 20ssdwill be combined into 3c3g35g ssd, and the fees will be superimposed. Appropriate service charges are available and I'm sure this will be very popular
Only using the laws of conservation of momentum. Two plans combined to double the specifications will 4x the price, or something like that, I don't remember introduction to physics very well.
"Square-cube law", Virmach servers edition
You probably saw me somewhere...
Maybe too many pending orders remaining
From MJJLoc, yo VirmAch could ya kindly state yor disk/network IO restriction for special and flash sale?
Ontario Dildo Inspector
what exactly where they doing on that vps?
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Presumably install pirate windows by using
dd, then run somewhat bots for Web gamesOntario Dildo Inspector
well they truly deserve it then
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Easiest answer is if you have 1% or the node's dedicated disk amount, you get 1% of all I/O operations over like a day. That's not what it is, but the easiest rule of thumb to communicate. So 20GB on 2TB drive = 1%
2TB NVMe drive Gen3/Gen4, look up what it's capable of for the type of operations you do.
So if it can do like 500,000 IOPS for your operation type/size, then that's 5,000 IOPS in the example of having 1% share of the disk, there are 86,400 seconds in a day so 432,000,000 operations a day for that example of that specific type of operation. Anything more, we may decide to be lenient to some level where possible automatically.
Most cases if you get that message you're doing a lot more.
And of course over a shorter period of time, let's say 10 minutes out of 24 hours, there are 144x 10 minute chunks in 24 hours so let's say you do 10x more than that, it's fine as long as it's not more than 14x 10 minute chunks that do 10x more since any more and you'd average out more for the day. However, if you do 2 x 10 minute consecutive chunks where you're doing like 50x more that could still be problematic since at that point you're most likely also breaking the load and CPU fair use policies. Basically if any of that is confusing just refer to my first sentence and do your own math/conceptualization of it.
I assume no.
dd for either Windows thing (you posted above) or running bots never use so much IOPS.
These days, more will be run from RAM not disk.
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That was a really definitive answer, I'm saving this one for future reference.
we need to visit Virmach where ever he is.
lol why?
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
New refugee/pricematch offer page:
https://virmach.com/vps-price-match-refugee-offers/
🔥🔥🔥🍿
🔥🔥🔥🍿
Variant #NBLOL.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
He,he... this is going to end well
We probably have enough space to absorb an entire other company right now, I just put a limit as I don't want random bulk orders or huge random bursts. If people have more they need to move over they can use the buttons to contact us and we'll most likely generate the closest variant that meets or exceeds the request.
All I'll say is if anyone wants to abuse it just make sure to be smart about it. I'm not condoning doing multiple accounts to get the 50% off advertised rates, but to avoid a headache for yourself make sure we can't tell.
Outside of that anyone can obviously purchase it without the coupon at 2x price. Still won't be a terrible deal since we're doing baseline non-Ryzen costs and providing Ryzen. I'm pretty sure it'll still beat the competitor's Ryzen pricing without the coupon.
🔥🔥🔥🍿
Bold move. I like it.
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Don't worry we're going all Epyc after these, I've lost too many braincells and marbles with these ASRock amateur boards. Never again. And it'll be cheaper, plus maybe we'll even do something interesting like another control panel that supports IPv6 + IPv4 NAT out the box, just for you.
Okay maybe I'm promising too much, what I can say for certain is all purchases in the near future will be Epyc.
Flash sale has been provisioned, thanks @VirMach.
Button: switch to professional hosting.
Cost: $3 one time for flash sale, free for full price plans.
Effects:
Button: let me sleep at night.
Effect: hard limit CPU and IO to fair use limits, no more suspension due to exceeding limits.
Cost: free.
Limitation: can only be used on plans with 3 or more cores; after applying, every 3 shared cores become 1 unrestricted core.
Button: make the world a better place.
Effect: delete dedicated IPv4 and receive NAT IPv4 with 20 ports, usable for TCP, UDP, and SCTP.
Saving: $3/year for flash sale, $1/month for full price plans.
Limitation: cannot be used in Tokyo; cannot be used on accounts with CN billing address.
Button: make the world a worse place.
Effect: undo the above button.
Cost: $3 one time.
Note: if used successively, this is effectively IP changing button, and the fee is same as automated IP changing.
We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr