★ VirMach ★ 2023 ★ NVMe SSD ★ Ryzen ★ KVM ★ Check inside for offers!

VirMachVirMach
edited January 2023 in Offers

RYZEN KVM DEALS:

With DDR4 RAM, NVMe SSD, and Ryzen 3900X to 5950X Processor.

512MB RAM SPECIAL
1x vCPU Core
15GB SSD Storage
1TB Bandwidth @ 1Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$9.83 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

768MB RAM SPECIAL
1x vCPU Core
20GB SSD Storage
1.5TB Bandwidth @ 1Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$14.11 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

1GB RAM SPECIAL
1x vCPU Core
30GB SSD Storage
3TB Bandwidth @ 1Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$18.40 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

1.5GB RAM SPECIAL
1x vCPU Core
40GB SSD Storage
3.5TB Bandwidth @ 1Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$26.97 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

2GB RAM SPECIAL
1x vCPU Core
50GB SSD Storage
4TB Bandwidth @ 1Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$35.54 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

2.5GB RAM SPECIAL
2x vCPU Core
60GB SSD Storage
4.5TB Bandwidth @ 1Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$44.11 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

4GB RAM SPECIAL
3x vCPU Core
80GB SSD Storage
6TB Bandwidth @ 1Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$55.54 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

STORAGE DEALS:

RAID10 HDD, and 10Gbps Port. NYC Metro & Los Angeles

STORAGE-1T
1GB RAM
1x vCPU Core
1TB HDD Storage
5TB Bandwidth @ 10Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$48 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

STORAGE-2T
2GB RAM
2x vCPU Core
2TB HDD Storage
10TB Bandwidth @ 10Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$88 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

STORAGE-4T
4GB RAM
3x vCPU Core
4TB HDD Storage
20TB Bandwidth @ 10Gbps
1x Dedicated IPv4 Address
$138 per year

ORDER NOW: https://virmach.com/special-offers/

FREE DOUBLE BANDWIDTH:

We have run out of bandwidth to double. Check back next time for this early bird special.

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Comments

  • VirMachVirMach
    edited January 2023

    First 100,000 comments that comments anything shall receive a FREE "Thanks." No obligation to comment again, no gimmicks, no catch. Simply FREE :) Winners will NOT be DM'd. Comment cannot be edited.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited January 2023

    Thanks for putting up the new offer thread. I was getting kind of bored.
    No thanks required.

  • soulchiefsoulchief

    Here we go again!

  • VirMachVirMach

    @FrankZ said:
    Cool, a new VirMach offer thread :)

    Your free thank has been removed per our policy.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    Cool, a new VirMach offer thread :)

  • mayiprintmayiprint

    Interesting :p

  • soulchiefsoulchief

    Thanks have been halved.

  • ariq01ariq01

    GO HERE https://virmach.com/special-offers/

    I’m a simple man I see gifs, I press thanks

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    MMMMOOORRRREEEEE

  • VirMachVirMach
    edited January 2023

    All setup fees have been SLASHED to $0.

    You might be asking, what setup fee? Exactly

  • mayiprintmayiprint

    @VirMach You need to add "🔥🔥🔥 VirMach giveaway!" in the first line of the text.

  • FritzFritz Behlnd you

    Go Go Go!!
    Cool!

    https://microlxc.net/

  • noisycodenoisycode

    wow, immediate provision! i can't resist it. why?

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited January 2023

    Free three IPs? (Geddit?)
    Boo :'(

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • MasonMason OG

    Wowzers! Should I hold out for #3 New Year Deals!?!?

    yabs daddy

  • JabJab TOP Member 2027

    Okey, this is little too much for me even for those jokes.

    Hey, at least I will be able to update my forum footer and add another sale there!

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited January 2023

    @VirMach said: Manage rDNS

    Bloody hell - that's a surprise! :disappointed_relieved:

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • shallowshallow

    Thai new years is mid April. I'll wait for Songkran sales.

  • cgs3238cgs3238 OG

    I want thanks

  • shallowshallow

    Forest is going down this year.

  • VirMachVirMach

    @shallow said:
    Thai new years is mid April. I'll wait for Songkran sales.

    Yeah we might just keep it going into Persian/Chinese and now Thai new year, might as well keep it going for New Years as well, January 1st 2024. Offer is set up perfectly to be a refugee offer after that.

  • cgs3238cgs3238 OG

    @VirMach Link of "Ryzen Special 4096" on Special Offers page seems incorrect

  • VirMachVirMach

    @cgs3238 said:
    @VirMach Link of "Ryzen Special 4096" on Special Offers page seems incorrect

    The chef's cooked up a correct link.

  • emengwebemengweb
    edited January 2023

    Ryzen Special 4096 got one, hope not more refund again :sigh

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    Zero edits made. :|

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • noisycodenoisycode
    edited January 2023

    @noisycode said:
    wow, immediate provision! i can't resist it. why?

    okay, got another 2 boxes. finally, i've got servers from all 13 locations but Denver. we need Denver!

  • FritzFritz Behlnd you

    @VirMach said:

    @shallow said:
    Thai new years is mid April. I'll wait for Songkran sales.

    Yeah we might just keep it going into Persian/Chinese and now Thai new year, might as well keep it going for New Years as well, January 1st 2024. Offer is set up perfectly to be a refugee offer after that.

    Yes, make one for Chineese New Year and for Thai new Year.

    https://microlxc.net/

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited January 2023

    #WE WANT A FLASH SALE !!!

  • totototototo

    @VirMach said:

    FREE DOUBLE BANDWIDTH:

    ...

    Does it apply to my old order as well? However, I forgot the order number and I don't want to open a new ticket, so I put the product ID here.
    action=productdetails&id=618747

    By the way, # ... is better than <h1> ... </h1>. Some HTML tags break quoting.

    Yeah, I wrote the joke to say this. That said, I think it would be funny to actually slash the bandwidth in half.

  • kheng86kheng86

    Free thanks please

  • AmadexAmadex Provider root.hr

    Ticket #788667 , something is offline.

    I welcome myself to LowEnd Support.

    Amadex • Hosting Forums • root.hr

  • BHSBHS

    Sorry, your account is not eligible to create any orders.

  • soulchiefsoulchief

    @Amadex said:
    Ticket #788667 , something is offline.

    I welcome myself to LowEnd Support.

    Ticket has been slashed. Only half offline now.

  • tenperatenpera

    @Virmach, when Flash Sale will be activated? Please look at Invoice #1524556, it's been 2 weeks, non-provisioning, just pending.

  • VirMachVirMach
    edited January 2023

    @Amadex said:
    Ticket #788667 , something is offline.

    I welcome myself to LowEnd Support.

    I know you made the ticket before I updated the network status page, but it's been updated. I think. Also please don't make a custom ticket for that in the future. We have a button for offline.

  • AmadexAmadex Provider root.hr

    Amadex • Hosting Forums • root.hr

  • fanfan

    Free Thanks please. B)

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero Retired

    I have come out of lurking for the express purpose of not getting a free thanks. Thank you have a nice day and a hopeful tomorrow.

    The Yeti has left the building.

  • noisycodenoisycode
    edited January 2023

    nvm

  • VirMachVirMach

    @tenpera said:
    @Virmach, when Flash Sale will be activated? Please look at Invoice #1524556, it's been 2 weeks, non-provisioning, just pending.

    I feel bad cancelling and refunding this. So I'll award you one prize of mentioning a $5/yr special offer and not having it cancelled and refunded. Unless you want it cancelled and refunded, which I can do. I can't do anything else and don't have an update and will not have any update for you, ever. So if it ends up taking too long for you and you want a cancellation and refund, let me know, otherwise it'll be activated eventually.

  • Flying_ChinamanFlying_Chinaman

    BRING BACK MIGRATION

    Wow, wallet and balls have been roughly squeezed by Flash Sale, no more budget for this thread.

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    @VirMach said: So I'll award you one prize

    Preferential treatment = not fair, shame on you! :p :bleep_bloop:

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • tenperatenpera

    @Virmach, I don't want $5 refund, I'll just wait and see.

  • soulchiefsoulchief

    I've created a virmach prize wheel

    https://pickerwheel.com/pw?id=EVBvM

  • Flying_ChinamanFlying_Chinaman
    edited January 2023

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, why do ya try to cosplay the double bandwidth twat.

    Also plans go cheaper and cheaper evokes me a feeling of deja vu. Ya won't go deadpool, will ya?

    Ontario Dildo Inspector

  • VirMachVirMach

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, why do ya try to cosplay the double bandwidth twat.

    Also plans go cheaper and cheaper evokes me a feeling of deja vu. Ya won't go deadpool, will ya?

    We'll just keep decreasing prices to keep people worried.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, why do ya try to cosplay the double bandwidth twat.

    Also plans go cheaper and cheaper evokes me a feeling of deja vu. Ya won't go deadpool, will ya?

    We'll just keep decreasing prices to keep people worried.

    I've been watching you do that for seven years. I've grown numb to thinking you're going to deadpool.
    That should probably make everybody else worry.

  • vyasvyas OG
    edited January 2023

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @VirMach said: So I'll award you one prize

    Preferential treatment = not fair, shame on you! :p :bleep_bloop:

    The correct sentence is,
    "You bring shame to your family."

    just asking our resident MJJ @dahartigan for confirmation.

    blog archives

  • zc2023zc2023

    FREE Double the bandwidth

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    I want my last remaining flash deal provisioned!

    No order ID will be mentioned!
    No invoice number will be stated!
    No work order will be raised!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

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