LES Black Friday 2023 Mega Thread

Murv

Does a naked blob of water count as nudity?

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@AuroraZero said:
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Shared boobies? Granted there are two, but no thanks.

FrankZ

@Murv said: Does a naked blob of water count as nudity?

No

bikegremlin

@AuroraZero said:
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crunchbits

@JeDaYoshi said:
Hey @crunchbits, are you surprising us with a sweeter deal in here than in OGF? That left me wondering

No, I think that tapped us out. I'll do a GPU VDS shortly here as promised (cheap but still not-so-lowend).

What I can promise here:
We'll honor the OGF storage deal for anyone here that claims it who is an active contributing member, even if we ran out of stock in like 7 minutes. We've got a few PB slated to go to PA but we'll just rack some of them in WA to cover temporarily.

That being said you still have to solve the captcha. @FAT32 is likely busy, but we'll see about restocking the codes. Nobody gets their hands on our bytes without getting through the captcha

Murv

@FrankZ said:

@Murv said: Does a naked blob of water count as nudity?

No

Jab

@crunchbits said: That being said you still have to solve the captcha. @FAT32 is likely busy, but we'll see about restocking the codes. Nobody gets their hands on our bytes without getting through the captcha

DM me best offers for code from captcha, I have one.
]:->

root

Good Morning! I can't sleep too much. I'm back trying to mitigate losing offers.

Murv

@crunchbits said: That being said you still have to solve the captcha

That was one hell of a hilarious captcha

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@AuroraZero said:

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Thanks Sir

vyas

@Murv said:

@FrankZ said:

@Murv said: Does a naked blob of water count as nudity?

No

Bing is non committal.

Murv

@vyas said:

@Murv said:

@FrankZ said:

@Murv said: Does a naked blob of water count as nudity?

No

Bing is non committal.

Ask ChatGPT to write you a more detailed prompt about a hot naked blob of water

AuroraZero

@vyas said:

@Murv said:

@FrankZ said:

@Murv said: Does a naked blob of water count as nudity?

No

Bing is non committal.

sicko!!!

Murv

Still hungry for more GIF- I mean deals.

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vyas

@Murv said:

@vyas said:

@Murv said:

@FrankZ said:

@Murv said: Does a naked blob of water count as nudity?

No

Bing is non committal.

Ask ChatGPT to write you a more detailed prompt about a hot naked blob of water

lol.. don't need chatGPT - thanks to months of Image prompts created, but wanted to check their " woke/ SJW compliant" filters.

root

So many offers, so little time.

Murv

@vyas said: thanks to months of Image prompts created

AuroraZero

@Murv said:
Still hungry for more GIF- I mean deals.

Murv

@Nekki -chan show us your spicy waifu GIF stash

_MS_

user123

BRB need to step away...for a moment.

FrankZ

FrankZ

FrankZ

user123

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@Lampard

@Lampard nice deal, but wanted to confirm that reseller intentionally has 40% of the monthly BW shared has (200GB vs 500GB)?

FrankZ

Murv

AuroraZero

Da fuq @Frankz misses go to bed?

Murv

FrankZ

@user123 said: @Lampard nice deal, but wanted to confirm that reseller intentionally has 40% of the monthly BW shared has (200GB vs 500GB)?

It could have been a fat finger on his part, but I just double checked and that is the way he sent it to me.

AuroraZero

@FrankZ said:

@user123 said: @Lampard nice deal, but wanted to confirm that reseller intentionally has 40% of the monthly BW shared has (200GB vs 500GB)?

It could have been a fat finger on his part, but I just double checked and that is the way he sent it to me.

I am almost positive he fat fingered it. Mine is a different deal and has more.

root

I woke up. Where are them offers?

how

NSFW Thread

FrankZ

@AuroraZero said: Da fuq @Frankz misses go to bed?

Just trying to balance out my 2d with some 3d

Murv

This thread doesn't get any safer than this
Our GIFs protect us against MJJs

AuroraZero

@Murv said:
This thread doesn't get any safer than this
Our GIFs protect us against MJJs

Might be that or might be the fact I will smack em with my penis if they rear their ugly heads.

FrankZ

@how said:
NSFW Thread

exactly

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AuroraZero

@how said:
NSFW Thread

Wait just a damned second here!!! People actually work around here? When the hell did this happen and why didn't anyone inform me of this development?

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It says posting the invoice # will give an extra 1TB Free Storage. Typo?

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@user123 said:

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It says posting the invoice # will give an extra 1TB Free Storage. Typo?

Fixed typo error

Murv

AuroraZero

@Murv said:

Show my your best cat girls man!!!!!

Murv

@AuroraZero said:

@Murv said:

Show my your best cat girls man!!!!!

AuroraZero

Murv