Buy one Asian VPS, get two push-up videos

yoursunnyyoursunny OG
in Service Transfers

This is a service transfer offer for GreenCloudVPS 2021 BFNVMeOSJP-1 KVM server in Tokyo Japan.
I decide to let it go because I switched to BudgetKVMJP-2.

Specification

  • 1 vCPU, Xeon E5-2690v3
  • 2GB RAM
  • 50GB NVMe
  • 1 dedicated IPv4 and /64 on-link IPv6
  • 1000GB monthly transfer, counted in both directions

Compare to the popular 2222-JP plan, this server offers more than double the storage and some more bandwidth.

Information

  • YABS benchmark: YABS archive YABSdb
  • network looking glass: Tokyo
  • BGP subnet: 91.199.209.0/24 2403:71c0:2000::/48
  • control panel: SolusVM 1, custom ISO not supported, VNC can be disabled
  • host node: NVMeJP4
  • involucration risk: 10%
  • price increase risk: 10%

The push-up Video

It is our tradition to include a secret push-up video on every service transfer offer.
As requested by @FatGrizzly , this VPS will be loaded with not one, but two push-up videos.
Seller will not publish these videos elsewhere until 7 days after the transaction.

Service Price paid to provider

  • billing cycle: every three years
  • recurring price: USD $86.00
  • next invoice date: 2024-11-26

Provider Transfer Policy

GreenCloudVPS transfer will be performed via ticket.
365 Group LLC charges $10 billing service fee.
Seller pays billing service fee.

Price paid to @yoursunny

  • Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee)
  • PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)

If the transfer fails to complete due to reasons outside of seller's control, payment gateway transaction fee will be deducted from the refund.

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vps * video
  1. what's worse14 votes
    1. 2 vps 1 video
      57.14%
    2. 1 vps 1 video
      14.29%
    3. 1 vps 2 video
      28.57%
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Comments

  • Otus9051Otus9051 The Original Freeloader

    Can I trade in the pushup videos for more VPSes?

    youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    @Otus9051 said:
    Can I trade in the pushup videos for more VPSes?

    No, because you cannot sublicense the videos.

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  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    Still available!
    I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • Flying_ChinamanFlying_Chinaman
    edited November 2023

    Vietcong Osaka comes with NTT routing, I will pass

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  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Vietcong Osaka comes with NTT routing, I will pass

    It's physically moved to Tokyo.
    Network is NTT + IIJ.
    https://bgp.tools/prefix/91.199.209.0/24
    https://ping.pe/91.199.209.1

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  • c1vhostingc1vhosting
    edited November 2023

    @yoursunny said: Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee) PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)

    "You cannot charge gateway fees" ;)

    (joking obv)

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  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    @c1vhosting said:

    @yoursunny said: Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee) PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)

    "You cannot charge gateway fees" ;)

    (joking obv)

    This is not a gateway fee, but a handling fee.
    I can check Venmo or CashApp payments on my phone.
    I must get out of the bed and turn on the computer to check a PayPal payment, hence it adds a small handling fee.
    I must get out of the house and go to the mailroom to receive a cheque payment, hence it adds an even bigger handling fee.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • c1vhostingc1vhosting

    @yoursunny said:

    @c1vhosting said:

    @yoursunny said: Venmo or CashApp: USD $34 (no transaction fee) PayPal: USD $36 (seller pays transaction fee)

    "You cannot charge gateway fees" ;)

    (joking obv)

    This is not a gateway fee, but a handling fee.
    I can check Venmo or CashApp payments on my phone.
    I must get out of the bed and turn on the computer to check a PayPal payment, hence it adds a small handling fee.
    I must get out of the house and go to the mailroom to receive a cheque payment, hence it adds an even bigger handling fee.

    Still a gateway fee

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  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    @c1vhosting said:
    Still a gateway fee

    Pay with cash in hand and stop crying.

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  • c1vhostingc1vhosting

    @yoursunny said:

    @c1vhosting said:
    Still a gateway fee

    Pay with cash in hand and stop crying.

    Come here to get them, the seller pays the flight costs (gateway fee)

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  • c1vhostingc1vhosting

    @c1vhosting said:

    @yoursunny said:

    @c1vhosting said:
    Still a gateway fee

    Pay with cash in hand and stop crying.

    Come here to get them, the seller pays the flight costs (gateway fee)

    Oh and if you don't come within 4 hours I'll open a dispute.

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @yoursunny said:
    Still available!
    I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.

    but only 1vCPU, when they should come in pairs

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    @cybertech said:

    @yoursunny said:
    Still available!
    I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.

    but only 1vCPU, when they should come in pairs

    How's many vCPUs doesn't matter.
    The provider can give you 256 vCPUs and map all of them to the same physical CPU.

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @yoursunny said:

    @cybertech said:

    @yoursunny said:
    Still available!
    I have larger diks than @cybertech transfer offer.

    but only 1vCPU, when they should come in pairs

    How's many vCPUs doesn't matter.
    The provider can give you 256 vCPUs and map all of them to the same physical CPU.

    if thats what makes you happier!

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    All services not transferred, @localhost is making me jealous!

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  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    Limited time offer until Cyber Monday:
    Buyer can either take $6 additional discount (i.e. $28 on Venmo/CashApp and $30 on PayPal) or receive double push-up videos (i.e. 4 videos).

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

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