@soulchief said:
These multiple account resellers keep ruining everything for everyone else My Tokyo one is pending from the 30th so I guess I'll get lumped into the mass cancelling. Oh well not a big deal for me, was probably going to be an idler anyways lol.
If you ordered 0.25 Tokyo that didn't get activated, you'll get lumped in but you won't get marked as multiple accounts. Everyone else who is will.
We obviously were not going to be able to fulfill everyone's order just because they paid $0.25 and picked Tokyo over and over in a short period of time, I was expecting people to maybe behave a little bit. Doesn't really matter, they have to get cancelled. We have no Tokyo left right now and I'm not switching them to backorders.
$0.25 offers will get suspended no warning, this is the only unofficial thing I'll be saying about that, if you bought it on multiple accounts. No time for appeal or anything, if a ticket is made I'll just close all your accounts.
The nicest thing I'll maybe do is not charge you promised fee for ordering on a second account.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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Wow sounds like exactly what you'd expect from VirMach!!!!
Actually it was my fault not your.
Could you please open a blank new thread, pretty please.
Unironically this thread basically covers 90% of the comments we'd have on a sale thread anyway, we should just use it for all things VirMach (except offers.) Let's get this to 1000 pages.
Please be advised we are having technically difficulties with this thread.
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Wow sounds like exactly what you'd expect from VirMach!!!!
Actually it was my fault not your.
Could you please open a blank new thread, pretty please.
Unironically this thread basically covers 90% of the comments we'd have on a sale thread anyway, we should just use it for all things VirMach (except offers.) Let's get this to 1000 pages.
That was the idea. This was the let them bitch until they get tired thread. Then there was to be the sales thread separate.
@VirMach said: Can we also complain about bad VirBot offers here?
Aye, make it $6 and you got me!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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@lapua said:
Ryzen Special 1024 - virmach reliable?
You said reliable?
My Ryzen Special 768 is down for 4 days, 3 hours & counting. Last update was on 29 December. This was down for a few weeks I guess (Stopped tracking after a week).
Edit:
Oh shit! It's the old post. After seeing the title, I thought it's a new post for joking/mocking about all those complain.
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Wow sounds like exactly what you'd expect from VirMach!!!!
Actually it was my fault not your.
Could you please open a blank new thread, pretty please.
Unironically this thread basically covers 90% of the comments we'd have on a sale thread anyway, we should just use it for all things VirMach (except offers.) Let's get this to 1000 pages.
That was the idea. This was the let them bitch until they get tired thread. Then there was to be the sales thread separate.
Separating them would just cause a ton of mod work for you, complainers will complain in both.
No! I won't bitch and you can't make me. Who do you think you are trying to get be to bitch? You can't tell me what to do dammit!!!!
Seriously though I can't fathom people that have no patience what so ever. Hell this is LowEnd could take months to get shit sorted. Some people need a chill pill
Please be advised we are having technically difficulties with this thread.
We hope to have this rectified shortly
Wow sounds like exactly what you'd expect from VirMach!!!!
Actually it was my fault not your.
Could you please open a blank new thread, pretty please.
Unironically this thread basically covers 90% of the comments we'd have on a sale thread anyway, we should just use it for all things VirMach (except offers.) Let's get this to 1000 pages.
That was the idea. This was the let them bitch until they get tired thread. Then there was to be the sales thread separate.
Separating them would just cause a ton of mod work for you, complainers will complain in both.
But I expect you will only get to complain once in the offer thread. You can complain like a broken record if you want it the this review thread.
@lapua said:
Ryzen Special 1024 - virmach reliable?
You said reliable?
My Ryzen Special 768 is down for 4 days, 3 hours & counting. Last update was on 29 December. This was down for a few weeks I guess (Stopped tracking after a week).
Please keep us updated, why did you stop tracking?
A bunch of people spam bought $0.25 deal in Tokyo, mostly multiple accounts. I've already gone through cancelling the bulk of them...
Actually I rather wondering about all those pending orders from before $0.25 deal. Those, you know:
A lot of them are stuck for various reasons, not from a lack of trying and not necessarily due to server problems but I've definitely been dealing with a lot of that as well.
Hopefully I can push most if not all of them through by tomorrow.
It was christmas and then new year's holidays, I get it, but maybe, just maybe... it's about time for "tomorrow" to come.
I must be lucky, since the migration I've had almost no downtime on any of my VPS's (like 5 at the time, now I'm at 14) other than maybe a small hiccup for a minute once or twice since then. Been stable enough that I put a production database on one.
@VirMach said: Please keep us updated, why did you stop tracking?
My plan was to run headscale (Selfhosted control plane for Tailscale) on that node. After seeing long downtime at the start, I decided that it's not a good idea to run headscale here as my others nodes will depend on it.
A bunch of people spam bought $0.25 deal in Tokyo, mostly multiple accounts. I've already gone through cancelling the bulk of them...
Actually I rather wondering about all those pending orders from before $0.25 deal. Those, you know:
A lot of them are stuck for various reasons, not from a lack of trying and not necessarily due to server problems but I've definitely been dealing with a lot of that as well.
Hopefully I can push most if not all of them through by tomorrow.
It was christmas and then new year's holidays, I get it, but maybe, just maybe... it's about time for "tomorrow" to come.
It was already expected, it happens all the time with flash deals. Nothing has changed. It's just how it ends up working because some deals oversell since WHMCS counting sucks, and so on. Some of them are related to other reasons as I mentioned.
They'll be handled and have been handled to some degree. Obviously some that have multiple issues haven't yet while we work through them one at a time then send it back to re-process.
@ccec said:
TYOC035 and 036 have been down a few days. Please check it!
Yes, I am most aware of these.
But I'm doing these last just to be petty. I mean they did technically crash at the very end too so I'm pretending to do it to be petty when it reality it's just at the bottom of all the servers having a very very bad time with kernel updates.
@VirMach said: Please put your complaints for FFME006 being offline now while you can as it may finally return online today.
Today™
I will demand SLA credits, so I will have more balance to buy even more 0.25$ servers (Personally would aim Tokyo, but seems OOS) so when they die I can claim even more SLA credits (and complain even more).
Perpetuum mobile, FREE VIRMACH CREDITS for life.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
I for one don't mind if my pending VPS's stay pending for another month (assuming they eventually activate and the renewal date updates to when it gets activated). That way I don't have them all coming up for renewal at the same time.
@soulchief said:
I for one don't mind if my pending VPS's stay pending for another month (assuming they eventually activate and the renewal date updates to when it gets activated). That way I don't have them all coming up for renewal at the same time.
Yeah I know patient people like yourself exist but we're just not going to bother sorting through all that, sorry. There's 666 orders exactly in Tokyo that couldn't activate because they came in a 24 hour flood where our stock script failed to put it out of stock.
@FrankZ said: @VirMach so what do you say to opening a new blank thread.
I'll move it out of public view, I just need it to fix some things on the board.
I'll do it once servers are all back online then we can "officially" continue the festivities. We'll plan it for when you're around.
Oh wait you'll move it out of public view okay one sec.
@VirMach said: Please put your complaints for FFME006 being offline now while you can as it may finally return online today.
Today™
I will demand SLA credits, so I will have more balance to buy even more 0.25$ servers (Personally would aim Tokyo, but seems OOS) so when they die I can claim even more SLA credits (and complain even more).
Perpetuum mobile, FREE VIRMACH CREDITS for life.
TPA should be getting or already gotten credit and some recreations.
@VirMach This is not your sales thread it is just a placeholder. I was just getting ready to change the title.
Please open a blank new thread for the 2023 sales thread if you wish to continue the offer.
@VirMach This is not your sales thread it is just a placeholder. I was just getting ready to change the title.
Please open a blank new thread for the 2023 sales thread if you wish to continue the offer.
Can anyone help?
I think I caught the wrong bus.
Yes, thats not the Virmach bus. You might seen ppl posting images of busses. This is the reason so you could avoid wrong and dangerous busses
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If you ordered 0.25 Tokyo that didn't get activated, you'll get lumped in but you won't get marked as multiple accounts. Everyone else who is will.
We obviously were not going to be able to fulfill everyone's order just because they paid $0.25 and picked Tokyo over and over in a short period of time, I was expecting people to maybe behave a little bit. Doesn't really matter, they have to get cancelled. We have no Tokyo left right now and I'm not switching them to backorders.
Return of the $10 vps flash sale
$0.25 offers will get suspended no warning, this is the only unofficial thing I'll be saying about that, if you bought it on multiple accounts. No time for appeal or anything, if a ticket is made I'll just close all your accounts.
The nicest thing I'll maybe do is not charge you promised fee for ordering on a second account.
Just about got me with this one.. had to go check existing services!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
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We hope to have this rectified shortly
phew, we back! Almost had to go over to OGF for a virmach thread, yuck.
Wow sounds like exactly what you'd expect from VirMach!!!!
Actually it was my fault not your.
Could you please open a blank new thread, pretty please.
Unironically this thread basically covers 90% of the comments we'd have on a sale thread anyway, we should just use it for all things VirMach (except offers.) Let's get this to 1000 pages.
Can we also complain about bad VirBot offers here?
It seems like virbot was given a little kick? Last few seem to be decent.
Edit:
caugh I mean, the virbot offers are so bad
That was the idea. This was the let them bitch until they get tired thread. Then there was to be the sales thread separate.
..
Aye, make it $6 and you got me!
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
You said reliable?
My Ryzen Special 768 is down for 4 days, 3 hours & counting. Last update was on 29 December. This was down for a few weeks I guess (Stopped tracking after a week).
Edit:
Oh shit! It's the old post. After seeing the title, I thought it's a new post for joking/mocking about all those complain.
Separating them would just cause a ton of mod work for you, complainers will complain in both.
No! I won't bitch and you can't make me. Who do you think you are trying to get be to bitch? You can't tell me what to do dammit!!!!
Seriously though I can't fathom people that have no patience what so ever. Hell this is LowEnd could take months to get shit sorted. Some people need a chill pill
The Yeti has left the building.
Had to grab this one, dont have a dallas idler yet and this looks really nice.
Yeah I just went through and made up numbers. And then finally fixed the formula.
But I expect you will only get to complain once in the offer thread. You can complain like a broken record if you want it the this review thread.
Please keep us updated, why did you stop tracking?
Actually I rather wondering about all those pending orders from before $0.25 deal. Those, you know:
It was christmas and then new year's holidays, I get it, but maybe, just maybe... it's about time for "tomorrow" to come.
I haven't!
and don't make me bring the big guns aka TPAZ002/5
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Please put your complaints for FFME006 being offline now while you can as it may finally return online today.
I must be lucky, since the migration I've had almost no downtime on any of my VPS's (like 5 at the time, now I'm at 14) other than maybe a small hiccup for a minute once or twice since then. Been stable enough that I put a production database on one.
TYOC035 and 036 have been down a few days. Please check it!
My plan was to run headscale (Selfhosted control plane for Tailscale) on that node. After seeing long downtime at the start, I decided that it's not a good idea to run headscale here as my others nodes will depend on it.
It was already expected, it happens all the time with flash deals. Nothing has changed. It's just how it ends up working because some deals oversell since WHMCS counting sucks, and so on. Some of them are related to other reasons as I mentioned.
They'll be handled and have been handled to some degree. Obviously some that have multiple issues haven't yet while we work through them one at a time then send it back to re-process.
FFME006 was a lot of fun stuff combined. It's still in bad shape but I finally have everything I need to make it function today.
Yes, I am most aware of these.
But I'm doing these last just to be petty. I mean they did technically crash at the very end too so I'm pretending to do it to be petty when it reality it's just at the bottom of all the servers having a very very bad time with kernel updates.
Today™
I will demand SLA credits, so I will have more balance to buy even more 0.25$ servers (Personally would aim Tokyo, but seems OOS) so when they die I can claim even more SLA credits (and complain even more).
Perpetuum mobile, FREE VIRMACH CREDITS for life.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
I for one don't mind if my pending VPS's stay pending for another month (assuming they eventually activate and the renewal date updates to when it gets activated). That way I don't have them all coming up for renewal at the same time.
@VirMach so what do you say to opening a new blank thread.
I'll move it out of public view, I just need it to fix some things on the board.
I hope one day you will have enough time to write that book full of horror DC/server/shipping stories!
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Yeah I know patient people like yourself exist but we're just not going to bother sorting through all that, sorry. There's 666 orders exactly in Tokyo that couldn't activate because they came in a 24 hour flood where our stock script failed to put it out of stock.
wtf I just got a virmach ad popup notification from my Brave browser lol.
I'll do it once servers are all back online then we can "officially" continue the festivities. We'll plan it for when you're around.
Oh wait you'll move it out of public view okay one sec.
VNC ad? Or an actual ad where we're advertising?
TPA should be getting or already gotten credit and some recreations.
It was one of those system notification ads from Brave. I tried to take a screenshot of it but it went away too fast.
It looked something like:
Subject: Virmach
Body: Flash Sale On Now
Maybe it was someone that thought they can get referral earnings on the flash sales lol.
Edit: I'm stupid, I forgot I accidentally hit "Allow Notifications" on the flash deal page. Usually I disable notifications...
Their number works once again!
1 (800) VPS 2176
as per https://virmach.com/ in the top left
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My guess is that they were able to pay the office rent & phone bill with sales proceeds.
No deadpool yet.
Can anyone help?
I think I caught the wrong bus.
Yes, thats not the Virmach bus. You might seen ppl posting images of busses. This is the reason so you could avoid wrong and dangerous busses
We had to save up since June to pay the phone bill
How much was it LOL & that's an 1 800 number for ya!
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Cheapest 3 IP VPS yet, previous cheapest was mid $40's
That is actually a pretty good deal.
Nah, there was a deal with 3 IPs in NYC for something like $23,xx with way bigger quota than this one.
@VirMach
U fucking with me?
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You're such a negative Nancy.