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  • LIMITED OFFER
    $20.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    4096MB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    130GB SSD (NVMe)
    20480GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    3 DEDICATED IPv4

    Thats the spirit

  • @VirMach said:

    @nutjob said:

    @VirMach said:
    Last call on flash offers.

    End it with a bang

    All servers self destruct

    Poof, It's gone!

  • OMG!!! Another like this please xD

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $7.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    LOS ANGELES, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $7.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    LOS ANGELES, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    Boom 2

  • AmadexAmadex Provider root.hr
    edited January 2023

    give us european location heh

  • grab grab grab!

    LIMITED OFFER
    $7.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    LOS ANGELES, CA LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

  • now similar one with Frankfurt please! B)

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    😁
    VirMach said:
    Last call on flash offers.

    Wait, what. I just woke up. (sad face)

    LIMITED OFFER
    $20.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    4096MB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    130GB SSD (NVMe)
    20480GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    3 DEDICATED IPv4

    Ok, got one of these just in case.

  • @FrankZ said:

    😁
    VirMach said:
    Last call on flash offers.

    Wait, what. I just woke up. (sad face)

    LIMITED OFFER
    $20.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    4096MB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    130GB SSD (NVMe)
    20480GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    3 DEDICATED IPv4

    Ok, got one of these just in case.

    I'll take it off your hands if it becomes a burden.

  • @FrankZ said:

    😁
    VirMach said:
    Last call on flash offers.

    Wait, what. I just woke up. (sad face)

    LIMITED OFFER
    $20.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    4096MB DDR4 RAM
    4 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    130GB SSD (NVMe)
    20480GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    3 DEDICATED IPv4

    Ok, got one of these just in case.

    missed this by 5 seconds.... thats it...

  • Both deals went into the underworld called pending :/

  • Wait... are transfers of flash deals allowed?

  • My $20 was activated in like 2 minutes. $7 one just went to -CREATING

  • edited January 2023

    @mbk said:
    Both deals went into the underworld called pending :/

    All good things come to those who wait.

  • I should have just waited till the end, I'm now buying vps's to replace vps's I bought a week ago... lol.

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $6.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

  • Please, let this be over already. VirBot got me good this year :sweat_smile:

  • Ok... @VirBOT IS ON FIRE

  • Those seem to be manual deals, don't give credit to VirBot.

  • Tokyo $6 when?

    We accept Karma donations for the last flan. 🍮 affbrr

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited January 2023

    @FrankZ said: Ok, got one of these just in case.

    Swap you - 2 smaller for that one !! :o

    Virbot, I hate you! Couldn't resist the $6. :'(

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @yoursunny said:
    Tokyo $6 when?

    Never.

  • @ZA_capetown said:

    LIMITED OFFER
    $6.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    This might be the last deal.

  • edited January 2023

    @mbk said:
    Those seem to be manual deals, don't give credit to VirBot.

    Indeed, the $6.00 offer has lasted for 10 min and is counting.

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @FrankZ said: Ok, got one of these just in case.

    Swap you - 2 smaller for that one !! :o

    Virbot, I hate you! Couldn't resist the $6. :'(

    Admit it or not, a Virmach Anonymous is all you need.

  • @nutjob said:

    @ZA_capetown said:

    LIMITED OFFER
    $6.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    1536MB DDR4 RAM
    1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    30GB SSD (NVMe)
    3072GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    This might be the last deal.

    But but but... it still has to count down, all the way to $2! B)

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $5.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    5555MB DDR4 RAM
    5 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    500GB SSD (NVMe)
    50000GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    5 DEDICATED IPv4

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @FrankZ said: Ok, got one of these just in case.

    Swap you - 2 smaller for that one !! :o

    Virbot, I hate you! Couldn't resist the $6. :'(

    I'd swap two or three smaller ones for another one of those too. :)

  • That’s all forks

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @nutjob said:
    LIMITED OFFER
    $5.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    5555MB DDR4 RAM
    5 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    500GB SSD (NVMe)
    50000GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    5 DEDICATED IPv4

    You made me jump

  • @FrankZ said:

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @FrankZ said: Ok, got one of these just in case.

    Swap you - 2 smaller for that one !! :o

    Virbot, I hate you! Couldn't resist the $6. :'(

    I'd swap two or three smaller ones for another one of those too. :)

    We should all get together in a poker game, using the servers as chips.

  • Game Over? Or Dallas have a LOT of IP´s xD ... Or maybe @VirBOT kaput ( first pending server for me )

  • @risturiz said: Or Dallas have a LOT of IP´s xD

    Could add 5 to my $6 one :D

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @risturiz said:
    Game Over? Or Dallas have a LOT of IP´s xD ... Or maybe @VirBOT kaput ( first pending server for me )

    达拉斯滞销,帮帮我们

  • @FrankZ said:

    @nutjob said:
    LIMITED OFFER
    $5.00 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    5555MB DDR4 RAM
    5 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    500GB SSD (NVMe)
    50000GB MONTHLY DATA
    DALLAS, TX LOCATION
    5 DEDICATED IPv4

    You made me jump

    I was trying to inspire @VirMach. You never know he might be drunk (again).

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    I've resisted the $6 so far, but it keeps staring at me and staring at me.

  • @FrankZ said:
    I've resisted the $6 so far, but it keeps staring at me and staring at me.

    Don’t resist, just join the pending queue

  • @FrankZ said:
    I've resisted the $6 so far, but it keeps staring at me and staring at me.

    VirMach holds a degree in psychology

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • @FrankZ said:
    I've resisted the $6 so far, but it keeps staring at me and staring at me.

    I bet he'll leave this on for some extended period, then the actual last one will be a real slapper, for the true believers.

  • AmadexAmadex Provider root.hr

    @nutjob said:

    @FrankZ said:
    I've resisted the $6 so far, but it keeps staring at me and staring at me.

    I bet he'll leave this on for some extended period, then the actual last one will be a real slapper, for the true believers.

    he wants that you think that!

  • @VirMach
    Your script might flag my account again, failed at the payment step "your account is not eligible to create any orders"

  • Must..... resist.....

  • Maybe @VirMach is waiting to catch multi-account on this :-)

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    @FrankZ said:
    I've resisted the $6 so far, but it keeps staring at me and staring at me.

    stop staring.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @FAT32 said:

    @FrankZ said:
    I've resisted the $6 so far, but it keeps staring at me and staring at me.

    VirMach holds a degree in psychology

    It is still staring at me.
    I don't know how much longer I can resist.
    He always gets me at the end of these flash sales.

  • @FrankZ said:
    It is still staring at me.
    I don't know how much longer I can resist.
    He always gets me at the end of these flash sales.

    Don't worry, it is out of stock now

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • @FrankZ said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @FrankZ said:
    I've resisted the $6 so far, but it keeps staring at me and staring at me.

    VirMach holds a degree in psychology

    It is still staring at me.
    I don't know how much longer I can resist.
    He always gets me at the end of these flash sales.

    As soon as you you buy, your dream server will appear

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!! AUGGHHHHH

  • Out of Stock :s

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @FAT32 said:

    @FrankZ said:
    It is still staring at me.
    I don't know how much longer I can resist.
    He always gets me at the end of these flash sales.

    Don't worry, it is out of stock now

    Ok, good. I was starting to lose it.

    I am fine now. I really am.
    (he repeats over and over)

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