Client Area has gone fubar again! I haven't even managed to setup the OS yet (network issues).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Sometimes I wonder what site they all use for translation. And picture the owner of that site laughing rolling around the floor at the nonsense he translates their insults into
@Daevien said:
Sometimes I wonder what site they all use for translation. And picture the owner of that site laughing rolling around the floor at the nonsense he translates their insults into
Most use google translate. This should be a topic for discussing vps
I am glad to review virmach here, he is the first vps service provider I bought, although it provides limited service, but I know the server I bought is very cheap, so I did not bother to virmach staff, I believe there are also and I support virmach, hope to see better and better virmach in 2023!
Well, it depends. Each has it's own perspective. I like and understand all three. However, it seems it was too much for our member to understand the platonic relationship in which one can enjoy the goodness and beauty of others without touching, so he went too carnal in his words, referring to mother, therefore got himself banned.
@soulchief said:
... I just woke up from a dream.. about virmach. He said there was a major announcement coming and then next thing I saw was a virmach sign and a parking lot full of used buses. They switched to be a used bus dealer... I dont have room for 10 used buses to idle.
Anyways back to sleep.
It's not a proper flash sale unless you're on the page for long enough that it enters your subconscious.
@soulchief said:
... I just woke up from a dream.. about virmach. He said there was a major announcement coming and then next thing I saw was a virmach sign and a parking lot full of used buses. They switched to be a used bus dealer... I dont have room for 10 used buses to idle.
Anyways back to sleep.
It's not a proper flash sale unless you're on the page for long enough that it enters your subconscious.
Hi Virmach tell me a joke
Hey VIrmach, are ya still there, tell us a joke
A doctor and a deaf man loved the same girl.
Every day the doctor would give the woman a rose, and everyday the deaf man would give the woman an apple. The woman got confused and one day asked the deaf man “there’s a reason for why the doctor gives me a rose, but why do you give me an apple?”
@cold said:
what I don't understand is why ppl keep buying ? can't they read ?
For the fun of it. Some have bots and grab the extremely limited offers fast, to flip them for small profits.
Nan, not true after the scalper massacre.
Literally only Vir and GCV provides cheap & ideal IJJ routing between China and Japan
Also Vir's west coast is the cheapest among all providers.
(Edit) Forget to mention getting rid of the shitty ColoCrossing and migration to Ryzen
However, ticket ETA and SLA really screws newcomers off
There seems to be bug (yeah, reading you I assume that it's not the only one) where VPS was created twice (CHICAGO, IL LOCATION).
.165 was a proper one (with the new IP now as I migrated it to the Amsterdam right after that), but .161 is just there in limbo (it exist, but of course not in my client area - I can probably log into SolusVM tho, as I got login credentials).
I powered it down.
I can create priority support ticket to get your attention for .161 deletion if you prefer it that way, but please don't hold this ticket against me - there's one vps too much on this world :P
[01-04 01:03] * Out of Stock *
fuck, the flash sale tracker stopped working and I missed it, again
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
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is this some kind of twisted cultural exchange?
lmao
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
To ban, or not to ban
Ontario Dildo Inspector
I would like to Greek your mother
Client Area has gone fubar again! I haven't even managed to setup the OS yet (network issues).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
It so confusing... All this Greek philosophy about greetings and perfect mothers...
Cloudcone | Crunchbits | Dartnode | Dedirock | Georgedatacenter | Gigahost | Hostbilby | Host-c | Hostdzire | Hostsailor | Namecrane | Nuyek | Realtoxmedia | Servarica | Terabit | Tnahosting | Virmach
Bars fam.
I have just approved 15 or so new members.
I expect that host-loc may have found this thread.
>
Good news is we will not charge you $5 for support abuse
Me too
The avatar of the thread does not match Virmach.
from google translate
the only language that does not need a translator.
off course root can do better but this is my quick pick
Looks like the MJJ fartmother has made an appearance. All done walking on them thin eggs, I guess.
yabs daddy
Sometimes I wonder what site they all use for translation. And picture the owner of that site laughing rolling around the floor at the nonsense he translates their insults into
As requested.
Most use google translate. This should be a topic for discussing vps
I am glad to review virmach here, he is the first vps service provider I bought, although it provides limited service, but I know the server I bought is very cheap, so I did not bother to virmach staff, I believe there are also and I support virmach, hope to see better and better virmach in 2023!
Cloudcone | Crunchbits | Dartnode | Dedirock | Georgedatacenter | Gigahost | Hostbilby | Host-c | Hostdzire | Hostsailor | Namecrane | Nuyek | Realtoxmedia | Servarica | Terabit | Tnahosting | Virmach
@ehab do you have a gif of that girl, in the 1st comment, on a bus?
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Which one, Socrates, Plato or Aristotle?
(Chinaman holds high regards to Greek and Christian culture, since that's the two foundations of European civilizations.)
Ontario Dildo Inspector
@VirMach The server I purchased has not been activated for 11 days. Invoice 1517495
Well, it depends. Each has it's own perspective. I like and understand all three. However, it seems it was too much for our member to understand the platonic relationship in which one can enjoy the goodness and beauty of others without touching, so he went too carnal in his words, referring to mother, therefore got himself banned.
Cloudcone | Crunchbits | Dartnode | Dedirock | Georgedatacenter | Gigahost | Hostbilby | Host-c | Hostdzire | Hostsailor | Namecrane | Nuyek | Realtoxmedia | Servarica | Terabit | Tnahosting | Virmach
almost
off course Frank i know you want to do something like this
I have something to work on so can't go to sleep, keep the entertainment coming!
食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.
Not necessarily, I have the same one that is pending too. I think the server it was meant to go on was dead at the time.
Hey VIrmach, are ya still there, tell us a joke
Ontario Dildo Inspector
Gone
what I don't understand is why ppl keep buying ? can't they read ?
A guy enters a store and asks the sales woman:
Cloudcone | Crunchbits | Dartnode | Dedirock | Georgedatacenter | Gigahost | Hostbilby | Host-c | Hostdzire | Hostsailor | Namecrane | Nuyek | Realtoxmedia | Servarica | Terabit | Tnahosting | Virmach
For the fun of it. Some have bots and grab the extremely limited offers fast, to flip them for small profits.
Cloudcone | Crunchbits | Dartnode | Dedirock | Georgedatacenter | Gigahost | Hostbilby | Host-c | Hostdzire | Hostsailor | Namecrane | Nuyek | Realtoxmedia | Servarica | Terabit | Tnahosting | Virmach
A doctor and a deaf man loved the same girl.
Every day the doctor would give the woman a rose, and everyday the deaf man would give the woman an apple. The woman got confused and one day asked the deaf man “there’s a reason for why the doctor gives me a rose, but why do you give me an apple?”
The deaf man replied “What?”
Have you tried turning it off and on again?Nan, not true after the scalper massacre.
Literally only Vir and GCV provides cheap & ideal
IJJrouting between China and JapanAlso Vir's west coast is the cheapest among all providers.
(Edit) Forget to mention getting rid of the shitty ColoCrossing and migration to Ryzen
However, ticket ETA and SLA really screws newcomers off
Ontario Dildo Inspector
@root you asked me earlier for a YABS on the $6.94 Seattle I purchased. Network is dead, so not going to happen.
A client bought a VPS and ask for double bandwidth
MS said:
Welcome idler!
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
Knives ✔️
Location ✔️
RAM ✔️
small cores ✔️
big dick ❌
NEXT please.
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
LIMITED OFFER
$18.13 /yr
KVM – 1 GIGABIT
5634MB DDR4 RAM
3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
10GB SSD (NVMe)
1024GB MONTHLY DATA
FRANKFURT, DE LOCATION
1 DEDICATED IPv4
@VirMach
There seems to be bug (yeah, reading you I assume that it's not the only one) where VPS was created twice (CHICAGO, IL LOCATION).
.165 was a proper one (with the new IP now as I migrated it to the Amsterdam right after that), but .161 is just there in limbo (it exist, but of course not in my client area - I can probably log into SolusVM tho, as I got login credentials).
I powered it down.
I can create priority support ticket to get your attention for .161 deletion if you prefer it that way, but please don't hold this ticket against me - there's one vps too much on this world :P
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
10GB🥺
Big Dick!
I think that's the cheapest so far for 205GB
I'm curious ...
How does one hit 20TB of transfer in a month without violating the other constraints on IOPS?
cdn,and vpn
VirMach [1277] 88% - $41.99 /yr
4 vCores CPU
5016MB RAM
205GB Disk
20992GB Transfer
https://billing.virmach.com/cart.php?a=add&pid=222
LOS ANGELES, CA
1 IP, 1 GIGABIT
[01-04 01:03] * Out of Stock *
fuck, the flash sale tracker stopped working and I missed it, again
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
By putting it in RAM [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
Decent dick on this <$10 one.
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).