A Very Yeti Christmas Tail

AuroraZero

OK everyone this year Yeti Claws has decided that you all have been good little Skunk Apes. He has his magic bag with goodies and a few will be the lucky receiptients of gifts!!!!

Yetis celebrate Christmas for five days so there will be five gifts in all. One each day until we reach Yeti Christmas. Everyone is eligible to receive a gift. Time here, or OG status means nothing to Yeti Claws. Each day yeti Claws will give away a gift and all you have to do is post here to be elgible. This includes Mods and Admins as well since titles mean nothing to Yeti Claws!!!

So sit back chat amongst yourselves here, post your Santa gifs, pics, memes. Knowing Yeti Claws is watching and bringing the gifts.

AuroraZero

Mason

FrankZ

JDMcPea

Janevski

vyas

root

bliss

The Christmas is coming, again.
When I was 12 years old, I was happy during Christmas because of holiday, gifts, and delicious food.

But now novelty has worn out. Maybe I should chase something more persistent.

Mason

A Very Yeti Christmas Tale by ChatGPT:

(trigger warning: your gender has been assumed)

Tell me a short Christmas story involving a Yeti and a curious adventurer named "AuroraZero".

AuroraZero was a curious adventurer who had always been fascinated by the mysterious creatures that lived in the snowy mountain ranges of the north. One winter, she decided to set out on a journey to find the elusive Yeti, a creature that was said to roam the frozen peaks.

As she trudged through the deep snow, AuroraZero began to feel the chill of the winter air seeping into her bones. She had been searching for days and was starting to lose hope of ever finding the Yeti. Just when she was about to turn back, she heard a faint rustling in the bushes.

She cautiously approached the sound and peered through the branches, expecting to see a small animal. Instead, she was greeted by the sight of a towering Yeti, its white fur glistening in the moonlight.

The Yeti seemed to sense that AuroraZero meant it no harm, and it slowly approached her, its gentle eyes fixed on hers. AuroraZero couldn't believe it - she had finally found the Yeti!

Over the next few days, AuroraZero and the Yeti spent their time exploring the snowy mountains together. The Yeti showed her all of its favorite spots and taught her how to survive in the cold wilderness.

As Christmas approached, AuroraZero knew that it was time for her to return home. She was sad to leave the Yeti, but she knew that they would always have the memories of their adventures together. As she packed her things and prepared to leave, the Yeti surprised her with a small, beautifully crafted wooden ornament, carved with intricate designs.

AuroraZero was overwhelmed with gratitude and tears sprang to her eyes. She knew that this ornament would be the perfect addition to her Christmas tree, and a reminder of the magical adventure she had shared with the Yeti.

As she set off down the mountain, AuroraZero looked back at the Yeti and waved goodbye. She knew that she would always cherish the memories of her time with this special creature, and she couldn't wait to return to the snowy mountains again someday.

Enjoy your Yeti-crafted Xmas ornament!

AuroraZero

That AI is kind of scary. I had this post written out last night about the first Yeti Christmas. About a young man alone in the woods living in a cabin and the Yeti giving him gifts of food and things for five days until it was Yeti Christmas.

This AI writes better then most script writers are able. No worries on the gender it bothers me not for in the story I met a Yeti. Best Christmas ever!!!!

Thank You Mason.

vyas

Had to do find+ replace all (I asked ChatGPT for story of Yeti, it showed me story of a Yogi. ) Other than that, here goes...

Write the story of yet another Yeti in the Himalayas

Once upon a time, in the snowy peaks of the Himalayas, there lived a Yeti. This Yeti was a curious type.

One day, Yeti set out on a journey to find a hidden valley that was rumored to be filled with delicious berries.

Finally, after many days of travel, Yeti arrived at the entrance to the hidden valley. He was excited to see trees in that much talked about valley!

To Yeti's delight, the valley was even more beautiful and bountiful than he had imagined. There were berries all around

As Yeti explored the valley, he met many other creatures who lived there, including a family of friends.

But as the days turned into weeks, Yeti began to miss his home in the Himalayas. He knew that it was time to return to this magical place on another occasion.

gomi

wow

AuroraZero

@vyas said:

Had to do find+ replace all (I asked ChatGPT for story of Yeti, it showed me story of a Yogi. ) Other than that, here goes...

Write the story of yet another Yeti in the Himalayas

Once upon a time, in the snowy peaks of the Himalayas, there lived a Yeti. This Yeti was a curious type.

One day, Yeti set out on a journey to find a hidden valley that was rumored to be filled with delicious berries.

Finally, after many days of travel, Yeti arrived at the entrance to the hidden valley. He was excited to see trees in that much talked about valley!

To Yeti's delight, the valley was even more beautiful and bountiful than he had imagined. There were berries all around

As Yeti explored the valley, he met many other creatures who lived there, including a family of friends.

But as the days turned into weeks, Yeti began to miss his home in the Himalayas. He knew that it was time to return to this magical place on another occasion.

Love it absolutely love it. Thank You @vyas.

@gomi what's up man? How you been?

localhost

Yetttttiiiiiiiiiii

kheng86

dosai

Hii

MGarbis

That's a yeti by elbo.ai

ehab

have a merry xmas

sorry @FrankZ i had to use one of your old pics.

ATInDaHause

bdl

root

AuroraZero

Well it is that time Yeti Claws is about to reach into his bag of gifts and someone will receive a present. So here goes, and this present is for @bliss.

I will PM you with your present he can share what he received here if it's his wish.

AuroraZero

Not a yeti but my cousin Yusef!!!

shallow

AuroraZero

Can you feel the Yeti love tonight? << Sing it an Elton John voiceover

_MS_

https://twitter.com/i/status/1603602057600040961

shallow

AuroraZero

@shallow said:

Oh hell yes love this show

root

@AuroraZero said:
Each day yeti Claws will give away a gift and all you have to do is post here to be elgible.

@AuroraZero said:
Well it is that time Yeti Claws is about to reach into his bag of gifts and someone will receive a present. So here goes, and this present is for @bliss.

There is a problem with time continuum: Today is 17th of December; the winner posted a day ago; yet he was last active on December 4.

This forum might be broken. It's the monkeys! These monkeys destroyed it at the request of Yeti! Maybe @Mason can help it.

AuroraZero

@root said:

@AuroraZero said:
Each day yeti Claws will give away a gift and all you have to do is post here to be elgible.

@AuroraZero said:
Well it is that time Yeti Claws is about to reach into his bag of gifts and someone will receive a present. So here goes, and this present is for @bliss.

There is a problem with time continuum: Today is 17th of December; the winner posted a day ago; yet he was last active on December 4.

This forum might be broken. It's the monkeys! These monkeys destroyed it at the request of Yeti! Maybe @Mason can help it.

Dammit you are into my master plan. The Christmas gifts are just a smoke screen in my attempt to take the world and make all things Yeti again!

Mason

@root said: There is a problem with time continuum: Today is 17th of December; the winner posted a day ago; yet he was last active on December 4.

Last Active timer is triggered by either logging in or an async javascript call. If you run any adblock in your browser, then that async call gets blocked and Last Active essentially becomes Last Login. No idea why posting wouldn't also trigger it, but it is what it is.

Edit: forgot my yeti...

bliss

@root said: There is a problem with time continuum: Today is 17th of December; the winner posted a day ago; yet he was last active on December 4.

I've installed "uBlock Origin", and enhanced several firefox's privacy configuration. So I don't think LowEndSpirit is broken.
If you are interested, I can login and make another post with a fresh new profile in firefox.
I think "last update" should be updated in that way.

Edit 1: @Mason confirmed what I thought. Thank you Mason.

@AuroraZero
I've received the gift, which is a public url link to @natvps_uk 's new micronode,
in the page, I should pay 5 GBP to get an instance of 256MB memory, 10GB disk.

Thanks for the gift. I didn't complete the order, because I don't need it right now. I've got a 3 GBP yearly nat VPS from natvps.uk last month, which has been stable so far.

Edit 2: I didn't apply the coupon code, sorry. I will post some speedtest with yabs to help someone interested with natvps.uk.

Edit 3: "MaxMind" flagged the order as a high risk. I don't want to bother natvps_uk for such minor problem. Thanks for your kindness anyway.

AuroraZero

@bliss said:

@root said: There is a problem with time continuum: Today is 17th of December; the winner posted a day ago; yet he was last active on December 4.

I've installed ublock origin, and enhanced several firefox's privacy configuration. So I don't think LowEndSpirit is broken.
If you are interested, I can login and make another post with a fresh new profile in firefox.
I think "last update" should be updated in that way.

Edit: @Mason confirmed what I thought. Thank you Mason.

@AuroraZero
I've received the gift, which is a url link to @natvps_uk 's new micronode,
in the page, I should pay 5 GBP to get an instance of 256MB memory, 10GB disk.

Thanks for the gift. I didn't complete the order, because I don't need it right now. I've got a 3 GBP yearly nat VPS from natvps.uk last month, which has been stable so far.

I sent you a code for a free year. It should be good from the date you use the code. If it doesn't work let me know and I will get it fixed asap.

AuroraZero

My bad it didn't paste resent. Sorry about that.

Micronode

Edit 3: "MaxMind" flagged the order as a high risk. I don't want to bother natvps_uk for such minor problem. Thanks for your kindness anyway.

This isn’t a problem, open a ticket. We’ll sort it.

AuroraZero

Well ladies and gentlemen old Yeti Clause is going to reach into his bag and grab yet another present this time it is for @ralf.

I shall PM you with your present. Happy Holidays everyone.

ralf

@AuroraZero said:
Well ladies and gentlemen old Yeti Clause is going to reach into his bag and grab yet another present this time it is for @ralf.

I shall PM you with your present. Happy Holidays everyone.

Thanks for the Christmas gift, but I'd rather you chose another winner for this as I'm trying to reduce my collection of idlers. Hope you have a happy holiday season too!

AuroraZero

ehab

--- wrong gif

AuroraZero

@ehab said:
--- wrong gif

Don't be shy post it anyways. Supposed to be a fun thread.

ehab

@AuroraZero said:

@ehab said:
--- wrong gif

Don't be shy post it anyways. Supposed to be a fun thread.

Nekki

Nekki

root

Mason

The Yeti giveth...

...and the Yeti taketh...

AuroraZero

All right since @ralf would like to regift his present here goes...@jmaxwell Yeti Claws has a gift coming your way.

Happy Holidays

AuroraZero

jmaxwell

@AuroraZero said:
All right since @ralf would like to regift his present here goes...@jmaxwell Yeti Claws has a gift coming your way.

Happy Holidays

Hey, thanks @ralf & @AuroraZero

I placed the order but got marked as fraud and opened a ticket for manual review.

AuroraZero

@jmaxwell said:

@AuroraZero said:
All right since @ralf would like to regift his present here goes...@jmaxwell Yeti Claws has a gift coming your way.

Happy Holidays

Hey, thanks @ralf & @AuroraZero

I placed the order but got marked as fraud and opened a ticket for manual review.

@natvps_uk will handle it for you and you are welcome. Happy Holidays and enjoy from Yeti Claws.

root