What are the general things/setup that you do after getting a VPS/Dedicated server?

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  • JanevskiJanevski OG

    I sit down and eat.
    The eating gives power.
    Power makes you strong!
    Stong is force!
    Force is acceleration times mass!
    Mass is energy divided by the speed of light, squared.
    If the acceleration is at the speed of light, then force equals energy!
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  • debaserdebaser OG

    @terrorgen said:

    @uptime said:

    @mfs said:

    I see what you did there ...

    ACHTUNG!
    ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
    DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
    IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
    ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

    Is this real German or fake German?

    It’s fake.

    I have this banner (which is the opposite) ?

  • terrorgenterrorgen OG

    @debaser said:

    @terrorgen said:

    @uptime said:

    @mfs said:

    I see what you did there ...

    ACHTUNG!
    ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
    DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
    IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
    ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

    Is this real German or fake German?

    It’s fake.

    I have this banner (which is the opposite) ?

    Thanks. I know it is off but not sure.

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  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    From the wiki about blinkenlights..

    The original IBM PC could have a diagnostics card plugged into it that used LEDs to show what part of the memory it was using..

    Probably still got one of those (a 3rd party one) stuffed in a drawer someplace. :-o

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  • blackjack4494blackjack4494 OG

    All I do is

    apt update && apt upgrade -y
    apt install fail2ban

    That's it ?

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King YABS 24/7/365

    Disable network, and request for data center rack access everytime I need to SSSH in the vps.

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • terrorgenterrorgen OG

    @uptime said:

    @terrorgen said:

    @uptime said:

    @mfs said:

    I see what you did there ...

    ACHTUNG!
    ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
    DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
    IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
    ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

    Is this real German or fake German?

    hörbar lachen :smiley:

    sicher, das ist kein Hochdeutsch!

    Sprache Sie Deutsch?

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  • uptimeuptime OG

    @terrorgen said:
    Sprache Sie Deutsch?

    Nur ein kleiner Schnurrbart

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  • seriesnseriesn OG
    edited January 2020

    Gutentag. My German is prem.

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  • havochavoc OG

    Right so uptime speaks German. The rest are well versed in Hollywood's idea of evil German villain

  • WSSWSS OG Guru Meditation Error

    @poisson said:
    I normally do this as well:

    Fucking Moors.

    "It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington

  • debaserdebaser OG

    @havoc said:
    Right so uptime speaks German. The rest are well versed in Hollywood's idea of evil German villain

    Ich spreche auch ein bisschen Deutsch. Ich habe es fünf Jahre lang am Gymnasium studiert. Es ist für mich schwieriger als früher, weil ich es nicht oft benutze.

    So yeah, anyone who doesn’t understand knows where to find Google Translate. Anyone who does will see that it’s a bit rusty, I know the words but how do you make them into a sentence?

    The idea of blinkenlights is of course that it is German how Hollywood sees it.

  • DewlanceDewlance ProviderOG
    edited January 2020
    1. Change SSH Port.
    2. Restrict SSH Port or any auth port to your IPs only using firewall.

    3. Enable Key based login, Disable password auth on SSH.

    4. Configure firewall to block IP on failed attempts.

    (Note: I change SSH port because of sometimes we need to disable firewall for some reason like your billing software is unable to connect to your site).

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  • dahartigandahartigan OG

    I add "@reboot sleep 1; reboot" to my crontab. Fun game of catch the server.

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  • WSSWSS OG Guru Meditation Error

    I like to change the passwords making them so convoluted and difficult that by the time I try to get logged in via IPMI, it's already timed out on me.

    "It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington

  • radmercradmerc OG
    1. Update
    2. Install nano
    3. Change SSH port
    4. root@ssh only without-password
  • blackjack4494blackjack4494 OG

    @debaser said:

    @havoc said:
    Right so uptime speaks German. The rest are well versed in Hollywood's idea of evil German villain

    Ich spreche auch ein bisschen Deutsch. Ich habe es fünf Jahre lang am Gymnasium studiert. Es ist für mich schwieriger als früher, weil ich es nicht oft benutze.

    So yeah, anyone who doesn’t understand knows where to find Google Translate. Anyone who does will see that it’s a bit rusty, I know the words but how do you make them into a sentence?

    The idea of blinkenlights is of course that it is German how Hollywood sees it.

    Please don't use google translator. It's okay for short sentences or if you want to understand the general meaning. But Deepl is so much more better (another good work of german 'engineering')

    https://www.deepl.com/translator

    There are multiple languages available. But German/English and vice versa got the best results. You can even use it for business related translations.

  • WSSWSS OG Guru Meditation Error

    Du hast einen schönen Hintern.

    "It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington

  • debaserdebaser OG
    edited January 2020

    @blackjack4494 said:
    Please don't use google translator. It's okay for short sentences or if you want to understand the general meaning. But Deepl is so much more better (another good work of german 'engineering')

    I've written this myself though. No Translate involved. Clearly I should practice it some more I guess. :#

    @WSS said:
    Du hast einen schönen Hintern.

    Mit deinem Schmutzfinger.

  • vyasvyas OG

    I had the use google translate Deepl to understand that.

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  • evnixevnix OG

    Ich sprecht Deutsch nicht, I sprache nur das wort das Rammstein Singt!! ???

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  • AmitzAmitz OG

    Ein virtueller privater Server brennt. Rammstein

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  • WSSWSS OG Guru Meditation Error

    @Amitz said:
    Ein virtueller privater Server brennt. Rammstein

    "It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington

  • havochavoc OG

    @evnix said:

    Ich sprecht Deutsch nicht, I sprache nur das wort das Rammstein Singt!!

    Be glad. All the Rammstein lyrics are a little sketch so understanding it doesn't necessarily improve the song

  • WSSWSS OG Guru Meditation Error

    @havoc said:

    @evnix said:

    Ich sprecht Deutsch nicht, I sprache nur das wort das Rammstein Singt!!

    Be glad. All the Rammstein lyrics are a little sketch so understanding it doesn't necessarily improve the song

    ..but that's the whole point?

    "It's a hard life- to be a stick insect." - Karl Pilkington

  • debaserdebaser OG

    9...

  • havochavoc OG

    @WSS said: but that's the whole point?

    Up to a point. Some of it def makes me uncomfortable

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