@animeiscool said:
I think this is the first time I've seen something listed as 91% off on the site. That' s probably the highest discount listed on a pan, I've seen so far on the site.
I should probably fix the bandwidth logic. I don't know why it's giving 15TB with that, I probably added an extra 0 somewhere.
@FrankZ said:
Where did all these VMs in my account come from ?????
@VirMach said:
Almost all the boxes still exist by the way. A cabinet almost entirely filled with them and then another storage area.
Oh man and then there's spins left over. I need to find the wheel.
LOL that is what I actually secretly thought most likely to be... but then I figured nah you can't be as bad as I am, surely it won't be around anymore... then again, I've also told several people that complain about my concept of time, that it is Virmach SOON™ and that I can't help it
Somewhere on the OGF I saw a bunch complaining, including about IPv6 and in my head I told them that it's on the SOON to do list, but I was too lazy to actually type anything yet... and they seemed strangely hostile
Where did all these VMs in my account come from ?????
I feel your pain... I have my spreadsheet open all day trying to figure out, which old ones I HAVE to cancel this time, and which types I should under no circumstance buy any more of... since 90% of my servers idle and I don't know how the collection got so big... but... I don't WANT to cancel any of them :-/
Life is tough at times
Oh I got my first ever Miami yesterday! $4.25 for 786MB / 20GB
Where did all these VMs in my account come from ?????
I feel your pain... I have my spreadsheet open all day trying to figure out, which old ones I HAVE to cancel this time, and which types I should under no circumstance buy any more of... since 90% of my servers idle and I don't know how the collection got so big... but... I don't WANT to cancel any of them :-/
Life is tough at times
Oh I got my first ever Miami yesterday! $4.25 for 786MB / 20GB
I am feeling pretty good about most of my VirMach BF purchases. I only have two why the hell did I do that ? purchases.
I do feel like I own part of Amsterdam now. I wonder if I have enough VMs and/or IPs in Amsterdam to qualify for citizenship ?
I expect so. I need to check on that.
EDIT: Nope not enough for citizenship, only 6 servers and 13 IPs in Amsterdam.
@ususk said: Or, just let us sell some of the idlers back for half the price
what do you have?
15ish what I cant even remember, only know I failed to grab large disk deals
I just checked my card bill and it seems that I can get a greencloud 1111 plan (6 epyc milan cores, 11GB RAM, 111GB NVMe SSD, 11TB bandwidth for 3 years) and still have some left with how much I spent on the flash sale idlers.
I thought you were initially joking so I added onto it but you were being serious. We would not feel comfortable actually doing the half refund thing you mentioned and I know you would probably rather have that instead of the alternative since you see it as getting half back versus losing it all, but is there a particular issue?
Did you just buy a bunch of smaller services and you don't know what to do with them and you do know what to do with one larger service? Make a ticket so I can have a look and try to provide some background information so I can see if anything can be done.
Serious FOMO issue I guess.
At first I just wanted to grab super cheap ones to have fun then the deals got better and better so I got addicted. Before I realized I didn’t know what to do with them I already spent a lot and Im also about too hit triple digit idlers as @FAT32 from various providers.
I woulda given them to friends but i didn’t pay for transfer addon and I only trust one who won’t get my account into trouble but I doubt he wants some ssh login credentials rather than proper services under his account.
It’s not like I can’t pay the bill. I mostly don’t like the long long “my service” list and how difficult it is to locate the one I’m looking for on the control panel and my ssh client.
Thanks for the kind offer but let me wait for the resource flash sale first 💀
@ZA_capetown said:
Somewhere on the OGF I saw a bunch complaining, including about IPv6 and in my head I told them that it's on the SOON to do list, but I was too lazy to actually type anything yet... and they seemed strangely hostile
Next time you may want to tag our friendly push up man @yoursunny ...
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@VirMach said: I keep having to remind myself that we also have something like a dozen empty servers in Tokyo, another dozen or two elsewhere, and 40 of them behind me. So you can have as many 1200GB offers as you want.
@VirMach said: I keep having to remind myself that we also have something like a dozen empty servers in Tokyo, another dozen or two elsewhere, and 40 of them behind me. So you can have as many 1200GB offers as you want.
@user123 said: You're showing us some impressive wood here.
Nah, he was just branching out.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural. It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
Let it be known that this plan that multiple people mentioned wanting (after it sold out or missed) was done in NYC, LAX, MIA, AMS, and ATL. And no one was here.
@superman said:
I need a Yuri Grinder to recycle my VM. I can get 90% of the remaining value refunded to my balance, then continue hunting for a better one.
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My wallet thanks me for spending over five hours putting Christmas lights on so it didn't have to keep funding any more idle^H^H^H^Hcompletely necessary VPS purchases.
I think you missed it twice. I'd post another but you'd miss it.
As usual.
I need that one so I can cancel my free SSD4G
Don't worry we still have something like infinite resources left, I just have to find the one that matches.
I keep having to remind myself that we also have something like a dozen empty servers in Tokyo, another dozen or two elsewhere, and 40 of them behind me. So you can have as many 1200GB offers as you want.
On a slightly unrelated note, there's still something like 10 or 20 small packages I find laying around in random places, all over the place, with NVMe SSDs in them that were never sent out. I did warn everyone that could happen but I still feel bad about it. All the labels were created and paid for as well, I think the USPS guy just never picked them up and they were forgotten.
Lol I remember... I won the 100 AMD boxes including wraith heatsinks and fans... or was it 400, I forget
Edit: Oh that was probably a bit random of me... just when I read about the things laying around, I remembered and imagine that big oil container, the amd boxes and all the other stuff of years ago
Almost all the boxes still exist by the way. A cabinet almost entirely filled with them and then another storage area.
Oh man and then there's spins left over. I need to find the wheel.
The real question is: what happened after that? Why did you disappear? But most important: is everything better now?
@VirMach said:
On a slightly unrelated note, there's still something like 10 or 20 small packages I find laying around in random places, all over the place, with NVMe SSDs in them that were never sent out. I did warn everyone that could happen but I still feel bad about it. All the labels were created and paid for as well, I think the USPS guy just never picked them up and they were forgotten.
I learnt today that the cost value of renting additional 10 GB of SSD and 1 cpu core can be as low as as 1 Dollar and 64 cents per year. (or even lower with a working coupon)
@vyas said:
I learnt today that the cost value of renting additional 10 GB of SSD and 1 cpu core can be as low as as 1 Dollar and 64 cents per year. (or even lower with a working coupon)
There was also a set of offers yesterday with identical specs and location, except that one had an additional 2TB of BW and cost $0.15 more.
It's interesting to see what VirBot comes up with.
Yo @VirMach , it is rather amazing, that your business did not go deadpool.
I am back from the 1 year exile on this arousing occasion.
I live in Waterloo, ON now; approximately 2 hours drive to Buffalo.
I still hold the grudge for you expelled me out of Tokyo
You may remain in Tokyo until final service date of 11/27/2024. Please don't forget to keep the cancellation request in place. If service renews past final service date, you may be migrated away from Tokyo without any further notice.
@Flying_Chinaman said:
Yo @VirMach , I am back on this kinky occasion.
I still hold the grudge for you outcasted me out of Tokyo
You may remain in Tokyo until final service date of 11/27/2024. Please don't forget to keep the cancellation request in place. If service renews past final service date, you may be migrated away from Tokyo without any further notice.
@user123 said: It's interesting to see what VirBot comes up with.
But if VirBot always followed a set pattern of rules where would be the fun in that ?
it has rules for sure. Tokyo always low discount and low bandwidth.good for keeping MJJs at bay
I had a wall of text written out about rules and VirBot in regards to Mjjs, but after rethinking it I decided not to post it
Instead I decided to unbanned @Flying_Chinaman
@user123 said: It's interesting to see what VirBot comes up with.
But if VirBot always followed a set pattern of rules where would be the fun in that ?
it has rules for sure. Tokyo always low discount and low bandwidth.good for keeping MJJs at bay
I had a wall of text written out about rules and VirBot in regards to Mjjs, but after rethinking it I decided not to post it
Instead I decided to unbanned @Flying_Chinaman
yes i recall he was banned.
but he is the most philosophical MJJ member we had here!
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I should probably fix the bandwidth logic. I don't know why it's giving 15TB with that, I probably added an extra 0 somewhere.
When a VM and another VM love eachother...
Kind of scary VirMach is 10 years old.
(And still no official IPv6)
My oldest vps with you is still running strong after 9 years
And still not ipv6 
ServerStatus , slackvpn , linux mirrors
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Somewhere on the OGF I saw a bunch complaining, including about IPv6 and in my head I told them that it's on the SOON to do list, but I was too lazy to actually type anything yet... and they seemed strangely hostile
Where did all these VMs in my account come from ?????
I feel your pain... I have my spreadsheet open all day trying to figure out, which old ones I HAVE to cancel this time, and which types I should under no circumstance buy any more of... since 90% of my servers idle and I don't know how the collection got so big... but... I don't WANT to cancel any of them :-/
Life is tough at times
Oh I got my first ever Miami yesterday! $4.25 for 786MB / 20GB
It seemed a little slow in this thread right now, so I have released the new member queue.
I figure they are all here for you @VirMach
Where did all these VMs in my account come from ?????
I am feeling pretty good about most of my VirMach BF purchases. I only have two why the hell did I do that ? purchases.
I do feel like I own part of Amsterdam now. I wonder if I have enough VMs and/or IPs in Amsterdam to qualify for citizenship ?
I expect so. I need to check on that.
EDIT: Nope not enough for citizenship, only 6 servers and 13 IPs in Amsterdam.
Serious FOMO issue I guess.
At first I just wanted to grab super cheap ones to have fun then the deals got better and better so I got addicted. Before I realized I didn’t know what to do with them I already spent a lot and Im also about too hit triple digit idlers as @FAT32 from various providers.
I woulda given them to friends but i didn’t pay for transfer addon and I only trust one who won’t get my account into trouble but I doubt he wants some ssh login credentials rather than proper services under his account.
It’s not like I can’t pay the bill. I mostly don’t like the long long “my service” list and how difficult it is to locate the one I’m looking for on the control panel and my ssh client.
Thanks for the kind offer but let me wait for the resource flash sale first 💀
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@VirMach, is it possible to cancel a service and put it onto my credit? Open a ticket?
I always miss.
I need a Yuri Grinder to recycle my VM. I can get 90% of the remaining value refunded to my balance, then continue hunting for a better one.
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I'm missing Asia from my collection still
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I was able to install debian 10. Sigh. Couldn't SSH in. Rebooted. Seems to work now.
Have older servers running without issues but this one seems buggy.
@skorupion Hi Mr. Crunchy
Yellow, how are ya?
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I'm alright, just looking for another Tokyo VM, so my other one isn't lonely. How about you? : )
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is not going to happen and you should not open a ticket requesting this.
Ah, the plot thickens. /j
A limb or an appendage?
You're showing us some impressive wood here.
Nah, he was just branching out.
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
I thought the Mod was showing a stick .. .enough of carrots.
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LMFTFY
Ah, the lot chickens. /MJj
In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).
In case anybody missed, this is the full picture..
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I'm there already
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@VirMach, Ticket #977477, thanks.
My wallet thanks me for spending over five hours putting Christmas lights on so it didn't have to keep funding any more idle^H^H^H^Hcompletely necessary VPS purchases.
@VirMach
"257R20SUN30DLEM"
"The promotion code entered has already been used"
The real question is: what happened after that? Why did you disappear? But most important: is everything better now?
Now we need a VDS deal
Anything ~ $15 in Tokyo? 19 services and... one shy of being complete.
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I learnt today that the cost value of renting additional 10 GB of SSD and 1 cpu core can be as low as as 1 Dollar and 64 cents per year. (or even lower with a working coupon)
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it was $8+ yesterday in LA after
discount coupon available then. with 10GB more
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
There was also 1GB RAM 2 Core 50GB SSD 5TB BW and 2 IPv4 for $9.88 available earlier today in NYC. How does that affect your math?
There was also a set of offers yesterday with identical specs and location, except that one had an additional 2TB of BW and cost $0.15 more.
It's interesting to see what VirBot comes up with.
But if VirBot always followed a set pattern of rules where would be the fun in that ?
Sounds like a direct parallel to sticking your limb in crazy.
it has rules for sure. Tokyo always low discount and low bandwidth.good for keeping MJJs at bay
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
I expect you are correct about this ^
Yo @VirMach , it is rather amazing, that your business did not go deadpool.
I am back from the 1 year exile on this arousing occasion.
I live in Waterloo, ON now; approximately 2 hours drive to Buffalo.
I still hold the grudge for you expelled me out of Tokyo
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHY
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.
" kinky occasion "
One of the many reasons I keep coming back to this thread.
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I had a wall of text written out about rules and VirBot in regards to Mjjs, but after rethinking it I decided not to post it
Instead I decided to unbanned @Flying_Chinaman
yes i recall he was banned.
but he is the most philosophical MJJ member we had here!
I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.