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  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    @VirMach said: Click on them

    Ahhhh, relax.

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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  • VirMachVirMach

    @tototo said:
    Legendary 8888 🎉

    88% OFF

Offer #729
SKU: RYZEN SKU# V01-D2
1 cores
888MB RAM
88GB NVMe Storage
1 IPv4
2048GB Bandwidth
SAN JOSE, CA
$8.88 per YEAR

    It's pretty cool how it ended up being 88% off.

  • go626201go626201


    :p

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  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    The CHI Proxmox special!

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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  • VirMachVirMach

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @VirMach said: If anyone has requests

    Wonders if you can better the CHI that FrankZ has kindly offered me, for the one where I was searching for a coupon and missed it. ;) [An equivalent ATL would be OK too.]

    36degC, I'll take that: 36degF, can skip that one :D

    You might have to b a little more specific on that.

  • edentenedenten

    @go626201 said:

    :p

    I need 50% discount

  • go626201go626201

    Maybe 8C/8888MB/888GB SSD/8888GB BW/8IP with $88.88? :#

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  • DanSummerDanSummer OG
    edited December 2024

    Yeah, I missed the $77 deal too. > @edenten said:

    @go626201 said:

    :p

    I need 50% discount

    none of the coupon I have is working for that! second time I'm going to miss out on the $77 deal :(

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach said: You might have to b a little more specific on that.

    .

    3 core, 2.5 GB, 300GB, 5TB, 4 IPv4 in Chicago $24.37 a year.

    Was hunting for a coupon to get below the magical 20bucks, so that I could steal it! ;)

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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  • FAT32FAT32 OG

    Everytime I open vps.blackfriday my tiny CPU with its Intel HD Graphics is screaming

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • VirMachVirMach

    @FAT32 said:
    Everytime I open vps.blackfriday my tiny CPU with its Intel HD Graphics is screaming

    There's a no fun mode on the top right corner of the page as a toggle. I think I added it after opening the page killed my phone's battery.

  • FAT32FAT32 OG

    @VirMach said:
    There's a no fun mode on the top right corner of the page as a toggle. I think I added it after opening the page killed my phone's battery.

    But where's the fun if I turn on no fun mode?

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    @FAT32 said: my tiny CPU with its Intel HD Graphics is screaming

    My leg is roasting from the full blast fan on the laptop. Gotta keep shifting the laptop about.

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
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  • FAT32FAT32 OG

    I start to think @VirMach learned Web Development - CSS+JS for the first time and trying to show off his skill by putting every possible animations there :joy:

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • VirMachVirMach

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @FAT32 said: my tiny CPU with its Intel HD Graphics is screaming

    My leg is roasting from the full blast fan on the laptop. Gotta keep shifting the laptop about.

    I didn't realize it but my laptop's been acting really strange recently, basically screaming in the corner (I have it hooked up to a big monitor and mouse/keyboard so luckily it's not on my lap.) But for some reason I couldn't connect the dots until just now. It's definitely this website.

  • FAT32FAT32 OG

    Oh my fking god I turned on the ding ding ding sound for the first time and it sounds like @VirMach spoke to me in person

    食之无味 弃之可惜 - Too arduous to relish, too wasteful to discard.

  • tuctuc

    @FAT32 said:
    Everytime I open vps.blackfriday my tiny CPU with its Intel HD Graphics is screaming

    It turns my laptop into a tiny heater

    Virmach Deals

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    Jeez, that NL one is awesome!

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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  • nullnotherenullnothere OG

    @tototo said:
    Legendary 8888 🎉

    88% OFF

Offer #729
SKU: RYZEN SKU# V01-D2
1 cores
888MB RAM
88GB NVMe Storage
1 IPv4
2048GB Bandwidth
SAN JOSE, CA
$8.88 per YEAR

    Yeah... once upon a time there was a mad frenzy to get them. How times have changed.

    The bandwidth also was 8888 IIRC.

    Old memories...

  • DecicusDecicus OG
    edited December 2024

    Do I finally bite for this Amsterdam offer? I don't actually need it...

    Website: thomassen.sh

  • localhostlocalhost OG

    Seriously, any coupons active? @VirMach

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    @Decicus said: I don't actually need it

    But you could get 3 VMS from that one. ;)

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • VirMachVirMach

    @nullnothere said: Yeah... once upon a time there was a mad frenzy to get them. How times have changed.

    The bandwidth also was 8888 IIRC.

    Old memories...

    Almost did the bandwidth as 8888 but this one was a high quantity offer so it felt irresponsible.

    @FAT32 said:
    I start to think @VirMach learned Web Development - CSS+JS for the first time and trying to show off his skill by putting every possible animations there :joy:

    I got these messages from a friend while we were alpha testing the site. I ignored him and proceeded to add more animations.

  • VirMachVirMach

    @Decicus said:
    Do I finally bite for this Amsterdam offer? I don't actually need it...

    It'll idle real nice. Plus we have the updated services page so it'll look good staring at the specifications.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    Gotta head out for a bit shortly: I just know I'm gonna miss somethin' good. :|

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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  • FAT32FAT32 OG
    edited December 2024

    @emgh on OGF has spoken

    i probably would never give virmach 45 bucks

    but i'm not 100 % anti either

    get me ipv4 and like 4gb ram and 2 cores for like 1-2 a year and I might

    @VirMach Not sure what can be done but ideas?

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  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    @go626201 said:

    :p

    Oh

  • DecicusDecicus OG

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @Decicus said: I don't actually need it

    But you could get 3 VMS from that one. ;)

    @VirMach said:

    @Decicus said:
    Do I finally bite for this Amsterdam offer? I don't actually need it...

    It'll idle real nice. Plus we have the updated services page so it'll look good staring at the specifications.

    God damn it...

    Website: thomassen.sh

  • FAT32FAT32 OG

    Omg I see a lot of big storage now... I dont really need it though...

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  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    @edenten said:

    @go626201 said:

    :p

    I need 50% discount

    True.

    Waiting for VIVAVIRMACH for 50% OFF on a $77 VPS with 1TB NVMe

  • FAT32FAT32 OG

    #VIVALAVIRMACH

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  • VirMachVirMach

    @AlwaysSkint said:
    Gotta head out for a bit shortly: I just know I'm gonna miss somethin' good. :|

    Okay I worked in your request, it was just difficult getting the quantity high with the 3 IPs and 300GB disk so do try your best to actually get it.

  • remyremy

    Okay, I've gone crazy.
    I bought almost nothing during black friday.
    And my biggest purchase is now a Virmach vps. I thought it would never happen.

    Brain fucked up by ipv4 and disk.
    Frankly, I'm going to file for guardianship.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED

    50.00 PER YEAR
    8192MB
    4 Core
    8192GB
    4 IPv4

    Ayah Basta! That's so sweeeet. No. No. No.

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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  • AstroAstro

    @AlwaysSkint said:
    50.00 PER YEAR
    8192MB
    4 Core
    8192GB
    4 IPv4

    Ayah Basta! That's so sweeeet. No. No. No.

    I almoooooost got it

    Team push-ups!

  • matchamatcha

    @VirMach I have my invoice 1664274 automatically paid with credit but the invoice still shows unpaid with $0.00 remaining amount :'(

  • VirMachVirMach
    edited December 2024

    @matcha said:
    @VirMach I have my invoice 1664274 automatically paid with credit but the invoice still shows unpaid with $0.00 remaining amount :'(

    Ticket for this. Actually no need, fixed.

    Have I mentioned how much I love WHMCS?

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    I'm falling asleep. I went to bed at 4am and woke up at 7am

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    I want to sleep but I don't want to sleep

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach said: 300GB disk

    A third of that is more than enough. ;)

    OK. You got me! No messing about this time.

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
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  • FAT32FAT32 OG

    300GB SSD + 4 IPv4 = $24.37

    Looks very tasty

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  • VirMachVirMach

    @AlwaysSkint said:

    @VirMach said: 300GB disk

    A third of that is more than enough. ;)

    I don't know why it's making me anxious that you haven't confirmed you ordered it yet.

  • matchamatcha
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach said:

    @matcha said:
    @VirMach I have my invoice 1664274 automatically paid with credit but the invoice still shows unpaid with $0.00 remaining amount :'(

    Ticket for this. Actually no need, fixed.

    Have I mentioned how much I love WHMCS?

    Thanks, actually I already have one ticket #674197 opened for another issue which made me double charged for one deposit earlier today.

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG RETIRED
    edited December 2024

    @VirMach said: ..you haven't confirmed you ordered it yet.

    VPS-BF-ORDER-2 GlamorousStrong-VM (I wish!)

    Thanks again @Virmach (I think: skint again!)

    Sorry, @FrankZ but once again many thanks for your most kind offer.

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
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  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    Should I go to sleep?

  • edentenedenten

    @VirMach said:

    @tototo said:
    Legendary 8888 🎉

    88% OFF

Offer #729
SKU: RYZEN SKU# V01-D2
1 cores
888MB RAM
88GB NVMe Storage
1 IPv4
2048GB Bandwidth
SAN JOSE, CA
$8.88 per YEAR

    It's pretty cool how it ended up being 88% off.

    Why in Seattle.

  • FAT32FAT32 OG

    @imok said:
    Should I go to sleep?

    What deals do you want from VirMach?

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  • remyremy

    @imok said:
    Should I go to sleep?

    YES, you'll end up buying stuff you'll never use.

  • sh97sh97 Top MJJ

    @FAT32 said:

    @imok said:
    Should I go to sleep?

    What deals do you want from VirMach?

    What about the legendary 2c/2g/22gb for $2.22

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  • nullnotherenullnothere OG

    Yawl got dem copouns?

    I just want bragging rights to a big VM...

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