VirMach * 2024 * RYZEN * NVMe ** VPS Black Friday * Flash Deals ** Check inside for offers!

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  • @FrankZ said: We are the same person now.

    Assimilated :o :cold_sweat:

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @VirMach, just wanted to toss you some kudos. Snagged a VM in SJC and it is working wonderfully!

  • @VirMach said:

    @localhost said:

    @risturiz said:
    Offer #541
    SKU: RYZEN SKU# V0M-XD
    4 cores
    8192MB RAM
    500GB NVMe Storage
    8 IPv4
    30720GB Bandwidth
    AMSTERDAM, NL
    $70.00 per YEAR

    Banger. Too late for me to get a notification

    Calling your bluff, re-added.

    And damn still no notification.

    You need to up your game here virbot

  • @localhost said:

    @VirMach said:

    @localhost said:

    @risturiz said:
    Offer #541
    SKU: RYZEN SKU# V0M-XD
    4 cores
    8192MB RAM
    500GB NVMe Storage
    8 IPv4
    30720GB Bandwidth
    AMSTERDAM, NL
    $70.00 per YEAR

    Banger. Too late for me to get a notification

    Calling your bluff, re-added.

    And damn still no notification.

    You need to up your game here virbot

    Something even remotely like this in SJC/LAX would be amazing, though I doubt we can get that many IPs here.

  • Just hoping for a medium to thicc boi in ATL or CHI, think I've collected 'em all otherwise, and likely filled half a NY node. Those 3GB ~$20 are a sight for sore eyes.

  • edited November 2024

    @CMunroe said: Something even remotely like this in SJC/LAX would be amazing, though I doubt we can get that many IPs here.

    San Jose got screwed over multiple times by IP lessor price gouging. It actually happened again and we decided to accept the increases for the time being and not inconvenience customers, but they raised it by a good amount higher than what was agreed upon for the raise, so I'm waiting for them to hopefully clarify their mistake.

    This means it's one of the few locations where we're very short on addresses as we had to get rid of excess, although I can definitely make it work on one or two specific nodes. For reference I think San Jos got one of those gougers that just randomly decided "it's 2-3x the price now." I assume these people just rinse and repeat at critical timings to try to corner someone into accepting it. So of course we got rid of those specific blocks.

    Los Angeles we actually have excess but I've been trying to plan a consolidation to minimize impact on customers so I don't want to go crazy with it there. If I find any then I'll add it into the mix at some point in time for either (your request has been noted.)

    @Kris said:
    Just hoping for a medium to thicc boi in ATL or CHI, think I've collected 'em all otherwise, and likely filled half a NY node. Those 3GB ~$20 are a sight for sore eyes.

    Comedic timing, although the boi might be way too thicc. Oh sorry I'm about 60 seconds early.

  • edited November 2024

    Could run an entire proxmox node on this one.

    $169/year
    RAM 20480MB
    CPU 6 Core
    HDD 1000GB
    BANDWIDTH 51200GB
    IPs 1 IPv4
    
    Chicago
    
    
  • Super thicc one for you!

    84% OFF*
    OFFER #546

    $169.00 PER YEAR

    KVM RYZEN SKU# V0M-XD
    RAM 20480MB DDR4 RAM
    CPU 6 Core CPU vCORE
    HDD 1000GB SSD (NVMe)
    51200GB BANDWIDTH
    IPs 1 IPv4 DEDICATED IPv4
    Chicago, IL

  • @ZA_capetown said:
    Super thicc one for you!

    84% OFF*
    OFFER #546

    $169.00 PER YEAR

    KVM RYZEN SKU# V0M-XD
    RAM 20480MB DDR4 RAM
    CPU 6 Core CPU vCORE
    HDD 1000GB SSD (NVMe)
    51200GB BANDWIDTH
    IPs 1 IPv4 DEDICATED IPv4
    Chicago, IL

    Would have bite it if it was 69.69

  • edited November 2024

    @VirMach said: Comedic timing, although the boi might be way too thicc. Oh sorry I'm about 60 seconds early.

    Hfs. That's a chonk monster. :#

    @localhost said: Would have bite it if it was 69.69

    Same.

    Having a bit of a sophie's choice crisis going on between forever email / file storage idk if I need, or a super-chonky one around that price.

  • I'm going to start using some admin hacks to try to get through these plans so I can finally see if our new automated pricing formula is an abomination. It should hopefully go relatively smoothly and definitely not spiral the sale out of control.

  • @VirMach PUSH THE BUTTON

  • Damn that $5 one sold out right as I clicked the checkout button.

  • This is fun

  • edited November 2024

    i saw ams 5 /y in last seconds agaaaain

  • Good ol' times are back!

  • chuckles I got a $5 Amsterdam!

  • edited November 2024

    I've got a weak heart! :p

  • Almost checked out that $8 tokyo one. Realized I probably didn't need it, so didn't checkout. Then saw it was 2 IP's and it sold out as checking out lol.

  • @VirMach said:
    This is fun

    my IP got banned from clientarea, i forgot the password, can you remove? help thank you 140.213.190.56

    I’m a simple man I see gifs, I press thanks

  • Ah, these are the deals I came for, and there goes Christmas' budget

  • Whatever you've done to tweak and make the deal-bot more rapid fire... is so good it should need a gaming license :)

  • @Kris said:
    Whatever you've done to tweak and make the deal-bot more rapid fire... is so good it should need a gaming license :)

    It's just me making database changes and whooops just deleted everyone's accounts

  • @VirMach said:

    @Kris said:
    Whatever you've done to tweak and make the deal-bot more rapid fire... is so good it should need a gaming license :)

    It's just me making database changes and whooops just deleted everyone's accounts

    So Kool! Let's start over.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    Yes, I added more funds to my account.

  • I feel like an old person who's been sitting at a slot machine for 4 days and it's finally starting to pay out. Now I can't move, hell.

  • @FrankZ said:
    Yes, I added more funds to my account.

    Alright sale's over we got him

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @Kris said:
    I feel like an old person who's been sitting at a slot machine for 4 days and it's finally starting to pay out. Now I can't move, hell.

    This is a normal feeling when VirBot is around. Get used to it. I've been doing this for like 10 years now and it does not get any easier.

  • After that $5 NL plan I'm afraid to stop hovering over plans. Fair to say this is very well tweaked at this point.

    I'd cp -Rp the code out to the 20th or so 'final-actual-final-3' folder, but that's just how I roll.

  • edited November 2024

    @FrankZ said: This is a normal feeling when VirBot is around. Get used to it. I've been doing this for like 10 years now and it does not get any easier.

    Had no clue. :o Next year should include piss jugs for repeat clients.

    At least I'm saving money over 60hz native refresh TVs over at Amazon. Much better money spent on these. "It's good to have land"

  • WTF -> IP shortage?

    $59.00 PER YEAR
    8192MB
    4 Core
    300GB
    10240GB
    8 IPv4

    That's insane pricing! :o

    In stasis until the shitposting stops/abates.
    Than=compare;then=sequence:brought=bring;bought=buy:staffs=pile of sticks:informations/infos=no plural.
    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away. || NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh).

  • @AlwaysSkint said:
    WTF -> IP shortage?

    $59.00 PER YEAR
    8192MB
    4 Core
    300GB
    10240GB
    8 IPv4

    That's insane pricing! :o

    Shortage for @VirMach
    Not for the VirBot. Unlimited resources available

  • @VirMach ams 5/y again?

    reguards...

  • @Kris said:

    @FrankZ said: This is a normal feeling when VirBot is around. Get used to it. I've been doing this for like 10 years now and it does not get any easier.

    Had no clue. :o Next year should include piss jugs for repeat clients.

    At least I'm saving money over 60hz native refresh TVs over at Amazon. Much better money spent on these. "It's good to have land"

    You joke, but in the past there has been crazy moments where we have to hold, since bathroom might make you miss something! :p

  • @AlwaysSkint said:
    WTF -> IP shortage?

    $59.00 PER YEAR
    8192MB
    4 Core
    300GB
    10240GB
    8 IPv4

    That's insane pricing! :o

    Oh man my boss is going to kill me, I don't know how that one happened.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @Kris said:

    @FrankZ said: This is a normal feeling when VirBot is around. Get used to it. I've been doing this for like 10 years now and it does not get any easier.

    Had no clue. :o Next year should include piss jugs for repeat clients.

    At least I'm saving money over 60hz native refresh TVs over at Amazon. Much better money spent on these. "It's good to have land"

    It's true. My wife just expects me to be unresponsive to her comments/inquiries when VirBot is around. She calls VirBot the other woman. :lol:

  • @ZA_capetown said: You joke, but in the past there has been crazy moments where we have to hold, since bathroom might make you miss something!

    Not joking.

  • @VirMach said:

    @AlwaysSkint said:
    WTF -> IP shortage?

    $59.00 PER YEAR
    8192MB
    4 Core
    300GB
    10240GB
    8 IPv4

    That's insane pricing! :o

    Oh man my boss is going to kill me, I don't know how that one happened.

    @VirMach giving medal to VirBot

  • I'm going to grab some coffee, shower, and maybe get groceries. I kind of feel obligated to drain @FrankZ's credit balance but maybe one of these auto generated offers will do the work for me. In any case I feel like we need to take a vote on when we're allowed to sleep. Usually I'd be able to tell when someone disappears for a while but it seems like everyone's just been here the whole time?

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited November 2024

    @VirMach said:

    @AlwaysSkint said:
    WTF -> IP shortage?

    $59.00 PER YEAR
    8192MB
    4 Core
    300GB
    10240GB
    8 IPv4

    That's insane pricing! :o

    Oh man my boss is going to kill me, I don't know how that one happened.

    We're definitely going to have a talk about this later.

    [ joking, just joking, really I'm joking.]

  • @CMunroe said:
    chuckles I got a $5 Amsterdam!

    I think I jinxed myself XD

    Not looking like I processed the order correctly or in time.

  • @CMunroe said:

    @CMunroe said:
    chuckles I got a $5 Amsterdam!

    I think I jinxed myself XD

    Not looking like I processed the order correctly or in time.

    If the order exists, create a ticket after making sure you have the available funds or card attached and confirm you can be billed and it might still happen.

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG
    edited November 2024

    @VirMach said:
    I'm going to grab some coffee, shower, and maybe get groceries. I kind of feel obligated to drain @FrankZ's credit balance but maybe one of these auto generated offers will do the work for me. In any case I feel like we need to take a vote on when we're allowed to sleep. Usually I'd be able to tell when someone disappears for a while but it seems like everyone's just been here the whole time?

    Good, I need a break. I am starting to just click on things randomly.

  • Hello @FrankZ @VirMach What if the offer renewed through paypal and I wanted to cancel this VPS?

  • @VirMach said: seems like everyone's just been here the whole time

    Watching, waiting, hoping for that Missingno glitch!

  • FrankZFrankZ ModeratorOG

    @ofit said:
    Hello @FrankZ @VirMach What if the offer renewed through paypal and I wanted to cancel this VPS?

    You can make a transfer thread on LES, but as far as I know once it has renewed it is yours.
    What I do to avoid auto renewing VMs that I may or may not want to keep is cancel them more than 40 days in advance of renewal and then if I decide that I want to keep the VM I remove the cancellation at least 3 days before the renewal date. Just my 2 cents.

  • edited November 2024

    what was the code posted on this thread for 60% off recurring guys?

    ps : there is no 60% off in this thread?

  • @VirMach said:

    @CMunroe said:

    @CMunroe said:
    chuckles I got a $5 Amsterdam!

    I think I jinxed myself XD

    Not looking like I processed the order correctly or in time.

    If the order exists, create a ticket after making sure you have the available funds or card attached and confirm you can be billed and it might still happen.

    Hmmm... I do see the $5 charge, maybe it did go through.

    Where can I check for the order, I don't see it in my "invoices."

  • good timing, i'm taking this. 8353439914

    73% OFF*
    OFFER #560
    $20.88
    PER YEAR
        VIRT KVM
        RYZEN SKU# V0E-XD
        RAM 1536MB
        DDR4 RAM
        CPU 2 Core CPU vCORE
        HDD 50GB SSD (NVMe)
        <span>BANDWIDTH</span> 1920GB  BANDWIDTH
        IPs    1 IPv4 DEDICATED IPv4
    
    1h 4m 21s
    

    was looking for somewhere around $15/yr for 1core 512mb ram 500G bandwidth but this one will work just fine.

    ipv4 reverse dns works ootb now, better than 2022 BF i guess

    Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit.

  • @CMunroe said:

    @VirMach said:

    @CMunroe said:

    @CMunroe said:
    chuckles I got a $5 Amsterdam!

    I think I jinxed myself XD

    Not looking like I processed the order correctly or in time.

    If the order exists, create a ticket after making sure you have the available funds or card attached and confirm you can be billed and it might still happen.

    Hmmm... I do see the $5 charge, maybe it did go through.

    Where can I check for the order, I don't see it in my "invoices."

    just wait a bit, it'll eventually shown in your invoice page

    Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit.

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