STARFIELD EARLY ACCESS DAY SALES & GIVEAWAYS [DEFINITELY NOT A REFUGEE THREAD!]

root

@ehab said:
as much as i like [...] pants down.... i started to feel sorry for Not_oles --- especially its his real photo.
everyone will remember this event.

Man! That is one daunting task! It is not just hard to create something like this, but I find it extremely difficult to even imagine @Not_Oles naked, or with his pants down. Just trying to think about it... my mind stops and goes blank.

As such, I realised my organic brain is overrated and not suitable to rise towards the grandeur image of @Not_Oles - so with humility I finally turned to artificial intelligence for such a colossal act of inspiration.

To my surprise not even the AI managed to visualise @Not_Oles with his pants down. As if teasing me, the artificial intelligence stops at the belt. Sorry @ehab - I tried to indulge your curiosity, but I am just not that good.

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ehab

@root said:

hahahahah .... u made my day-- OH dear hahahahha

bdl

@root said:
The look on @Not_Oles face when others try to abuse his service:

- in all seriousness, though - damn dude's so happy it would more probably be like this:

root

@bdl said:
- in all seriousness, though - damn dude's so happy it would more probably be like this:

That is a scary picture. It makes one promise not to abuse a free VPS ever again, not even with an YABS benchmark.

root

abtdw

root

Jab

@crunchbits said: Drawing for winners will split 50/50 and be held on: September 8th @ 2000 PST

https://giphy.com/clips/thisgifishaunted-cute-halloween-spooky-kyF9O8OiCDKUCCKCnT
/works better with sound!/

I can't imagine @Not_Oles agreed to his likeliness be used in such shameful and brand ruining contest, he should sue!

LOVE7

root

@Jab said:
I can't imagine @Not_Oles agreed to his likeliness be used in such shameful and brand ruining contest, he should sue!

It seems he agreed to have his likeliness used.

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abtdw

root

crunchbits

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

He appears, ready to congratulate the winners of the first round of YEARLY drawings!

First drawing for BABY'S FIRST YEARLY (IPv6)

Winners 10

['@nhocconan', '@1allen', '@isenganime', '@hapkido', '@Wonder_Woman', '@edrebe', '@rattlecattle', '@taoqi', '@renny', '@spiritlhl']

Thank you @sh97 for the script help.

Jab

FUCK

Congratulations to winners!

FrankZ

Congratulations to the winners.
Thank you to @crunchbits for all the fun times and good deals.

root

GeekWanderer

Congrats, I’m certain my name would have been the next one drawn.

root

@GeekWanderer said:
Congrats, I’m certain my name would have been the next one drawn.

From a technical perspective it is all about mathematics and probabilities. From an emotional perspective we all play games for fun and for socialising.

With regards to winning, one can not be "certain" of a win, especially when small chances are involved, unless that someone bribes the organisers to cancel the randomisation. However, bribing an organiser just to get a low-end VPS represents another type of fun that I did not witness yet within the low-end spectrum.

Ganonk

crunchbits said:
@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

He appears, ready to congratulate the winners of the first round of YEARLY drawings!

First drawing for BABY'S FIRST YEARLY (IPv6)

Winners 10

['@nhocconan', '@1allen', '@isenganime', '@hapkido', '@Wonder_Woman', '@edrebe', '@rattlecattle', '@taoqi', '@renny', '@spiritlhl']

Thank you @sh97 for the script help.

Congratulations to winners!

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

GeekWanderer

@root said:

With regards to winning, one can not be "certain" of a win, especially when small chances are involved, unless that someone bribes the organisers to cancel the randomisation. However, bribing an organiser just to get a low-end VPS represents another type of fun that I did not witness yet within the low-end spectrum.

Won’t it seem suspicious when I win the next drawing. Hmmmm

root

@GeekWanderer said:

@root said:

With regards to winning, one can not be "certain" of a win, especially when small chances are involved, unless that someone bribes the organisers to cancel the randomisation. However, bribing an organiser just to get a low-end VPS represents another type of fun that I did not witness yet within the low-end spectrum.

Won’t it seem suspicious when I win the next drawing. Hmmmm

I honestly wish you good luck!

LOVE7

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

root

gritty

do you have any update for storage vps deal?

Ganonk

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles 😃

LOVE7

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

tanboy

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

root

mijo

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

root

LOVE7

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

Ganonk

@Not_Oles 🤠 @Not_Oles 🤠 @Not_Oles

Robotex

root

_MS_

@root said:

He's allowed to sleep in the bed?

root

MS said:

@root said:

He's allowed to sleep in the bed?

Sure, he is the man. The man is the leader of the household.

terrorgen

@root said:

MS said:

@root said:

He's allowed to sleep in the bed?

Sure, he is the man. The man is the leader of the household.

Check out the term "reign but not rule".

In a cis household, many times the wife rules.

root

bdl

MS said:

He's allowed to sleep in the bed?

We all know he will be playing Starfield instead of sleeping rn.

shdx

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

nyamenk

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

root

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It is one day left. Along with this final meme post I wish to add some notes:

1. @Not_Oles please note I did not wish to offend you in any way. I simply participated in this event organised by Crunchbits for fun, but sorry if I was carried away with all the posting. I got dragged at the thought of a much needed graphics card, but I am honestly sorry if at times things have gotten a bit overboard with all the existing hype and fun; in the process I got to enjoy a bit of Gimp on Linux Mint.
2. @Not_Oles I honestly care about a person's online privacy, so I guess after all this you will want to protect your facial image and online presence. If you wish, I shall remove all posted pictures. I guess you might not have wanted something like this to happen when you agreed to this event; therefore after the event is completed I kindly wish to protect your image, on both forums, by removing them from my hosted image accounts. However, I can't do this without your consent, so please confirm if you want me to remove all images posted by me.
3. @crunchbits - This event was fun - it reminded me a tiny bit of the legendary Black Friday event with Emma Watson. Thank you @crunchbits for organising this meme thread. I only wish you had more offers to add for even more spice, but it was great nonetheless.

FrankZ

@root I really enjoyed your posts during this event. I hope you win what your much needed graphics card.

LOVE7

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

nyamenk

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

crunchbits

Restocked

Original deals restocked, range added, and as some of you saw: NTT onboarded. Seems like a pretty good boost for APAC connectivity as we had hoped.

I was a little behind, loved catching up on the memes. Still another day to go

Storage deals will also be pushed public tonight too.

Existing customer queue was caught up this week. You'll want to use RAIDMEHARDER for 20% off on those

p.s. thank you @root the contributions were great. @Not_Oles will only grow in strength after this event.

DataRecovery

@crunchbits said:
Reply in here with your best @Not_Oles meme/gif/creative work of art

My fully hand-made work of art:

root

@FrankZ said:
@root I really enjoyed your posts during this event. I hope you win what your much needed graphics card.

Thank you. If I don't win, I guess I will buy one on Black Friday

adef_1

@Not_Oles @Not_Oles @Not_Oles

root

Stock is still available?? How is this possible? This is one great offer!

Come on! Let's buy this! Go! Go! Go!

If this offer reaches the MJJ forums, it will be out of stock in a blink of an eye.