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  • @Jab said:
    I hope you have fun talking among yourselves :D

    We do!

  • edited August 2025

    @Jab said:
    50 new posts, not a single VirMach post. I hope you have fun talking among yourselves :D

    Nice jab, @jab. ;)

    52.

  • ========= VirmAche ALERT =========
    The first reaching page 400 will get a FREE OFFLINE SERVER with DOUBLE THE DOWNTIME!
    But that is not all: to win you will need to resolve this riddle~

    I'm often unseen, yet always on, A silent worker, till the task is done. I store and I serve, with speed and with might, Data and dreams, through day and through night.

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • @jcn50 said:
    ========= VirmAche ALERT =========
    The first reaching page 400 will get a FREE OFFLINE SERVER with DOUBLE THE DOWNTIME!
    But that is not all: to win you will need to resolve this riddle~

    I'm often unseen, yet always on, A silent worker, till the task is done. I store and I serve, with speed and with might, Data and dreams, through day and through night.

    the answer if virmach server :#

  • edited August 2025

    I put some work on this and the long downtime may cause me lose my job
    never expect this happened to me

  • @tkisme said: I put some work on this and the long downtime may cause me lose my job
    never expect this happened to me

    Are you @ San Jose too?

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • @tkisme said:
    I put some work on this and the long downtime may cause me lose my job
    never expect this happened to me

    Why would this cost you a job?

  • bmotobmoto Retired
    edited August 2025

    Leaving this here for anyone who might need a little relief.

  • @CMunroe said:

    @tkisme said:
    I put some work on this and the long downtime may cause me lose my job
    never expect this happened to me

    Why would this cost you a job?

    Because they don't have proper backups likely

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    I should be configuring NAT in my dedi instead of watching Transformers

  • @imok said:
    I should be configuring NAT in my dedi instead of watching Transformers

    What you gonna host?

    Tell us @imok @imok @imok @imok

  • @CMunroe said:

    @imok said:
    I should be configuring NAT in my dedi instead of watching Transformers

    What you gonna host?

    Tell us @imok @imok @imok @imok

    Videos and tutorials on how

    • make flan
    • eat flan
    • love flan
  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    I'm not sure to be honest. What can I do with 8TB NVMe?

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    Dafuq did I say?

  • @imok said:
    I'm not sure to be honest. What can I do with 8TB NVMe?

    24k Porn of @VirMach RAM'ing sticks into MOMMYboards. Showing you how big his CPU is.

  • @jcn50 said:

    @tonyapac said: If you cannot make a ticket due to troubleshooter timing out, go back and click Network Status.

    Tickets are useless anyway my friend~

    Thanks for the advice, mate.
    I am too naive.

  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King

    what's the status

    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • somiksomik OG Dixie Normous

    @Neoon's free microlxc and nanokvm has more uptime.

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • edited August 2025

    @cybertech said:
    what's the status

    We are at 35+ hours of downtime~ as silent as the grave~

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • @VirMach #162520
    After I reinstalled the system, the status was: shut down.
    After I clicked to power on, it was still in the off state.
    VNC access failed.
    image

    My VPS is about to expire. Could you help me restore my VPS before it expires?

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    @hemake I'm sure it will be fixed and compensated in the future, but if you are in a hurry and if it's going to expire you better restore it elsewhere from your backups (if you have it).

  • @imok said:
    @hemake I'm sure it will be fixed and compensated in the future, but if you are in a hurry and if it's going to expire you better restore it elsewhere from your backups (if you have it).

    You funny

  • edited August 2025

    It's difficult for one person to manage all the servers. @VirMach should hire at least one or two people or reduce the number of servers not expand.

  • edited August 2025

    @hemake said: My VPS is about to expire. Could you help me restore my VPS before it expires?

    You probably don't have any backup?.. I think you should renew, the support queue is huge...

    💩 VirCrap 💩

  • The Entity (aka Virmach) was locked within an optical data drive during the battle in San Jose two days ago.

  • somiksomik OG Dixie Normous
    edited August 2025

    Are we on page 400 yet?

    Edit:
    not yet :disappointed:

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • @somik said:
    Are we on page 400 yet?

    Edit:
    not yet :disappointed:

    Should be pretty close now B)

  • somiksomik OG Dixie Normous

    This is post #28 on this page. So another 3 posts = page 400!

    I speak fluent sarcasm and broken logic. | I would agree with you, but thæn we’d both be wrong.

  • bmotobmoto Retired

    2 more.

  • imokimok OG Not Administrator

    What?

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